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ConfusionMI 2023 Thread

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Do these people have no shame? If you’re facing eviction why the FUCK are you not working overtime and getting 80 hour weeks in? What good will this begging do when he’s facing next months rent?
What’s even worse is the people that donate to all these go fund me pages for losers then cry that “normal” people like them cant afford to invest in stocks or have savings.
 

EraGodless

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Imagine being old enough to have grey hair and losing $2100 breaks you.
Most I have ever lost was $3500. I have no fucking idea where it went. It happened in January of 2012- alcohol was involved as was a short jail stay of about 8 hours or so. I panicked for maybe 30 minutes and then said fuck it and bought a bottle of Whiskey and a 24 pack and forgot about it. If I do think about it, it doesn't piss me off or anything- I'm just embarrassed because I put myself in such a stupid position and I legitimately have no idea what happened (blacked out).
 

LockedHDD__Pot

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Most I have ever lost was $3500. I have no fucking idea where it went. It happened in January of 2012- alcohol was involved as was a short jail stay of about 8 hours or so. I panicked for maybe 30 minutes and then said fuck it and bought a bottle of Whiskey and a 24 pack and forgot about it. If I do think about it, it doesn't piss me off or anything- I'm just embarrassed because I put myself in such a stupid position and I legitimately have no idea what happened (blacked out).
police probly stole it, but ur right to chill... it'll be worthless in a year's time so joke's on them!
 
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Rick has to have a humiliation kink, right? The only people using this hashtag are rick and his toilet

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At least he has his priorities right. I hope that includes his Disney Plus sub. The Mandalorian season 3 starts in March!
This guy lives in Ypsilanti, I go there sometimes because I will attend EMU football and Basketball, bot almost empty and clearly not the event of Big Blue in either sport, but i enjoy the cheap tickets and the kids get to see D1 sports front row. Somebody message this guy and tell him if he moves to the thumb I'll put him up rent free 4 months in a nice beach area cottage. The catch is, that he must question Pat on his arrest record, on video. I'm a kind man with a few properties that likely will not see 10 days of rentals in that time.
 

NoBacon

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This guy lives in Ypsilanti, I go there sometimes because I will attend EMU football and Basketball, bot almost empty and clearly not the event of Big Blue in either sport, but i enjoy the cheap tickets and the kids get to see D1 sports front row. Somebody message this guy and tell him if he moves to the thumb I'll put him up rent free 4 months in a nice beach area cottage. The catch is, that he must question Pat on his arrest record, on video. I'm a kind man with a few properties that likely will not see 10 days of rentals in that time.

I know this is a joke but you put that bum up and he’s never leaving until the courts throw him out.

He will end up homeless and continue to sympathy farm and e beg as if it’s not entirely his fault. Why would anybody ever be okay with earning 12k a year? What a fucking scumbag.
 
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I know this is a joke but you put that bum up and he’s never leaving until the courts throw him out.

He will end up homeless and continue to sympathy farm and e beg as if it’s not entirely his fault. Why would anybody ever be okay with earning 12k a year? What a fucking scumbag.
No doubt, plus my places are all cute and nicely appointed (to make them desirable) in 3 weeks he'd probably have the place filthy as fuck too. I can only envision a guy with this story living like an animal.
 
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