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I bet pat is already at the bar drinking up a storm.
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Con chair Cylithria Dubois
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287 viewsPat must have just finished breakfast and since he ate eggs he must have came up with this zinger while stuffing his face.
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I think when it comes to these cons they are so desperate any guests they keep letting him do panels. They have him - a man that barely finished high school and didn’t graduate college - giving lectures on science and technology. They can’t even get anyone with real credentials to do these events. I think they’ve already given up on the convention hashtag, it’s all people posting Pat’s arrest report and disgusting quotes from the pig man.I’m curious if they just don’t care that he did that or if they think we made it up.
Didnt someone dig up info that he was actually paying to be on panels and autograph table almost like a vendor would?I think when it comes to these cons they are so desperate any guests they keep letting him do panels. They have him - a man that barely finished high school and didn’t graduate college - giving lectures on science and technology. They can’t even get anyone with real credentials to do these events. I think they’ve already given up on the convention hashtag, it’s all people posting Pat’s arrest report and disgusting quotes from the pig man.
Not sure but that makes sense, that’s pretty much how all these conventions work. They pay for a table but it’s a spot to sell their stuff so they can make it all back and profit whatever was made after the cost of the table.Didnt someone dig up info that he was actually paying to be on panels and autograph table almost like a vendor would?
Looking at the registration, presenters still need to pay, though it's less than regular people. Looks like it was 80 bucks for a badge for the general public and 25 bucks for presenters. So he got a $55 discount to donate a few hours of his time. For most people, their time is worth more than that. For Rick, it's righteous bucks.Didnt someone dig up info that he was actually paying to be on panels and autograph table almost like a vendor would?
Merry Christmas, stlakers!
Sometimes my irritable bowel syndrome makes horseback riding painful. So I asked my doctor about Cylithria.™cylithria, nice psych-drug sounding name, stupid
Imagine being old enough to have grey hair and losing $2100 breaks you.e-begging on the ConFusion FB group because some retard fell for a pajeet scam lolololol
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this will be Pat when Big Dick Pawlowski comes knocking
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One of the first pornstar "squirters" (it's all piss, Joe) was named Cytherea. Maybe this chick is like Carol.Sometimes my irritable bowel syndrome makes horseback riding painful. So I asked my doctor about Cylithria.
And he has the gall to ask for more than double what he foolishly threw away.
Wonder how that genius votes. Hmmmm….And he has the gall to ask for more than double what he foolishly threw away.
If you get tricked into sending someone gift cards because you think that’s going to make you money, it’s officially time for you to check yourself into a nursing home or kill yourself. Preferably the 2nd one.
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