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ConfusionMI 2023 Thread

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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I like the idea of boosting these Best of Pat quotes.

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The pig has officially landed:

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I'm late to the party because unlike Rick I had a lot of work yesterday. Since nobody picked up on it, I think the whole "under 5 1/2 hours with a sit-down lunch stop" is him humble bragging about speeding. His house to the Novi Sheraton is about 360 miles and google maps says it should take about 5 hrs and 45 mins. So I guess he's claiming he did it much faster since he also had a "sit-down lunch". Although I bet Tomlinson Technicality that was him eating a Whopper on the toilet while he took a shit vs sitting down at a restaurant and being waited on. Probably didn't wash his hooves after shitting either.
 

SpaceEdge

#1 thomas homan superfan
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The con chair is now letting all calls go to her voicemail. She's been informed about baby killer Tomlinson, she just doesn't care because she's a baby murder advocate herself.


Going to call some of the other presenters and ask them how they feel about baby murder on their panels. Post the numbers after.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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Pat must have just finished breakfast and since he ate eggs he must have came up with this zinger while stuffing his face.

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He has no idea what “cutting” a drug even means, he’s just heard it and thinks he’s clever. Odds are he stole this joke from someone else
 
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