ConfusionMI 2023 Thread

[Meownaw]

That wellington was so burnt and useless it was nominated for six Hugo awards

Line of the day

 

[Carl Winslow]

damn, thats only like a hour from my parents house. I would love to go in there screaming that I'm really a toilet!

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He told me, his toilet, I’m going to jail yet he’s had more issues with the police.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Because he starts his journey recap with "Made it safe and sound" like he wasn't in control of the vehicle. How much of a kook do you have to be to congratulate yourself on driving somewhere without crashing?

Its more of a he didn't hit 20 deers on the way

 

[guest]

He told me, his toilet, I’m going to jail yet he’s had more issues with the police.

Thank you greatly for your service, Patrick's Toilet

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[EraGodless]

Its more of a he didn't hit 20 deers on the way

Nice "deers," stupid.

 

[SFWA liaison]

MASSIVE UPDATE: Pat's co-speaker at the Twitter talk dyed her hair blue


how does she raise $3k in a few days on Kikcstarter with near zero engagement on Twitter (800 followers) and Instagram (200 followers)? this writing larp world is bizarre

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Because he starts his journey recap with "Made it safe and sound" like he wasn't in control of the vehicle. How much of a kook do you have to be to congratulate yourself on driving somewhere without crashing?

You’ve clearly never driven while blackout drunk. Sometimes it is an accomplishment but fuck Pig too.

 

[stealthygeek]

MASSIVE UPDATE: Pat's co-speaker at the Twitter talk dyed her hair blue
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how does she raise $3k in a few days on Kikcstarter with near zero engagement on Twitter (800 followers) and Instagram (200 followers)? this writing larp world is bizarre

Is that "Ness"?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Is that "Ness"?

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People who put a ? at the end of sentences that aren't questions should be shot, along with all jews.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

He told me, his toilet, I’m going to jail yet he’s had more issues with the police.

Be prepared to flush your life down the drain.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

MASSIVE UPDATE: Pat's co-speaker at the Twitter talk dyed her hair blue
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how does she raise $3k in a few days on Kikcstarter with near zero engagement on Twitter (800 followers) and Instagram (200 followers)? this writing larp world is bizarre

Her project is literally a game of thrones clone:

None of these "creatives" have any fucking creativity.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

More pics of Pat's co-presenter:

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

More pics of Pat's co-presenter:

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She's a beast

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

She's a beast

Another Pretty Little Psycho.

 

[Cyberatorquer]

More pics of Pat's co-presenter:

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Her smell is intoxicating

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

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Good job getting fatso laid.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Isn't this the con that him and Rakdaddy get gas station Indian food and share a one bed hotel room together?

 

[guest]

Isn't this the con that him and Rakdaddy get gas station Indian food and share a one bed hotel room together?

hhhrrrmmmmm yes, child.

... WE HEARD YOU!