ConfusionMI 2023 Thread

[CompoundBasement]

Uh, radiation

I like how he used a curse word in the first part. He's not like other teachers. He's a cool teacher, you see.

 

[NoBacon]

 

[MonsterSteve]

That shirt is gonna explode off his body.

 

[SFWA liaison]

"giant pogo stick that shits nuclear bombs" yeah no wonder Strange Evidence likes him, he's a perfect fit for their lowbrow audience

he wrote that line for The Ark and thinks it's so brilliant he is still using it almost a decade later

 

[The Greaseman]

Pat's toilet probably knows a thing or two about nuclear bombs being shit out.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

All those extra gym days lately are really paying off

 

[CompoundBasement]

All those extra gym days lately are really paying off

Gonna hit the pool later. COMP'D.

 

[patrick is fat]

That shirt is gonna explode off his body.

i guarantee he thinks it makes him look ripped because it’s so tight around his arms. what a fat bitch

 

[SFWA liaison]

either that or it's an aspirational shirt, a daily reminder of the sealion of a body he has so he finds motivation to go to the gym

 

[Safka's Enticer]

How much do you think he burned on this? Probably $150 in gas, $200 in the convention tickets, and another $200 on the hotel?

If he sold 10 books at $15 that puts him $400 of Quasi's money in the red. That debtors exam gon b gud

 

[SFWA liaison]

How much do you think he burned on this? Probably $150 in gas, $200 in the convention tickets, and another $200 on the hotel?

If he sold 10 books at $15 that puts him $400 of Quasi's money in the red. That debtors exam gon b gud

this con is cheaper but yeah he definitely cannot make the money back, he just wants to pay to hang out with Scalzi

just dawn on me that he did a talk about Twitter at a con in which there has been a whooping 2 or 3 tweets about that aren't from his toilet/liver. These are all 60yo ladies who use Facebook lol "know your audience", piggy

 

[NoBacon]

How much do you think he burned on this? Probably $150 in gas, $200 in the convention tickets, and another $200 on the hotel?

If he sold 10 books at $15 that puts him $400 of Quasi's money in the red. That debtors exam gon b gud

I assume he makes violent threats to Nikki to fund his cosplay trips as a convention celebrity, her mom likely pays because they are grateful of a few days respite from his abusive attitude.

He was convicted of doing this, after all,

 

[NoBacon]

either that or it's an aspirational shirt, a daily reminder of the sealion of a body he has so he finds motivation to go to the gym
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I’m 5’9 175lb and I wear size L shirts. There’s no way this fat goblin wears M.

Even if he did, and they somehow contained his girth - it would just display he has no decorum or style whatsoever.

Although, yknow, obviously even a correctly fitted Star Wars “pew pew” t shirt and bootcut jeans would prove that immediately anyway.

 

[guest]

Most I have ever lost was $3500. I have no fucking idea where it went. It happened in January of 2012- alcohol was involved as was a short jail stay of about 8 hours or so. I panicked for maybe 30 minutes and then said fuck it and bought a bottle of Whiskey and a 24 pack and forgot about it. If I do think about it, it doesn't piss me off or anything- I'm just embarrassed because I put myself in such a stupid position and I legitimately have no idea what happened (blacked out).

I lost $4,000 on the 2020 election. I got like everything wrong. Should've known the Jews/Chinks were gonna pull a fast one.

 

[guest]

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first face update since the pumpkin carving vid I think? looks fat and even in a still you can tell his arms are doing some effeminate mannerism

looks like he's wearing a diaper (likely)

A 1.2 gpa student teaching nuclear technology. Has to be a first.

 

[SFWA liaison]

yo Pat's co-speaker at his talk later is actually a social media pro, he does sponsored tiktoks even, our special boy is going to be a little jealous


he does very grotesque randomized sandwiches with whatever goyslop he has, very nasty and obese

on twitter too:

https://twitter.com/RollForSandwich

 

[Beavis]

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Nice job using less than 50% of the screen stupid.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Not a hint of a tricep from Mr 250 bench

 

[FamilyDollar]

How much do you think he burned on this? Probably $150 in gas, $200 in the convention tickets, and another $200 on the hotel?

If he sold 10 books at $15 that puts him $400 of Quasi's money in the red. That debtors exam gon b gud

This analysis stinks. It completely ignores the money spent on shitty Indian gas station food and booze.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

This analysis stinks. It completely ignores the money spent on shitty Indian gas station food and booze.

That's just him indirectly paying Quasi. It doesn't count though