ConfusionMI 2023 Thread

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

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archived 21 Jan 2023 22:02:40 UTC

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first face update since the pumpkin carving vid I think? looks fat and even in a still you can tell his arms are doing some effeminate mannerism

looks like he's wearing a diaper (likely)

Imagine driving five and a half hours each way (with sit down lunches), paying for lodging, booking a meeting room, preparing a slide deck, practicing your pauses and inflections, then giving your presentation in a t-shirt, and a childish hack one at that.

Oh yeah, and nice using the full projector screen so everyone can see your notes better, sTupiT. Based on this one image, I'd say 1.7 would be the best you could possibly hope for on your assignment, child. But you probably 1.2'ed it up.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Anyone with eyes can see he’s put on at least 35 pounds of fat over the past couple of years. He has no idea how insane and insecure he looks denying it.

He would be even fatter if he didn't have us reminding him all the time

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Ah yes. I can't remember if I first found that on r/FFwBT or the now defunct r/toughguyswhowillactuallyspoonfeedafetusitsunbornteeth

Good times.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

 

[Dog Eater]

The fact that he’s wearing that stupid mask and that all the cat lady morons watching him are too makes me wish someone would shoot them all in the head





with some common sense so they could see the folly of their ways.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Imagine driving five and a half hours each way (with sit down lunches), paying for lodging, booking a meeting room, preparing a slide deck, practicing your pauses and inflections, then giving your presentation in a t-shirt, and a childish hack one at that.

Oh yeah, and nice using the full projector screen so everyone can see your notes better, sTupiT. Based on this one image, I'd say 1.7 would be the best you could possibly hope for on your assignment, child. But you probably 1.2'ed it up.

I bet Pat put this on screen and read the first one and stood there grinning waiting for the crescendo of loffs to roll in and got nothing but a smattering of pity chuckles.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

e-begging on the ConFusion FB group because some retard fell for a pajeet scam lolololol
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this will be Pat when Big Dick Pawlowski comes knocking
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Hahahahahah what a maroon! Also, no friend of his told him this works because his friend would have been scammed too, he's trying to diminish his stupidity.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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They should put this picture in the dictionary under "autism"

Nah, that's garden variety stupid

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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archived 21 Jan 2023 22:02:40 UTC

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first face update since the pumpkin carving vid I think? looks fat and even in a still you can tell his arms are doing some effeminate mannerism

looks like he's wearing a diaper (likely)

Why is he wearing a mask while speaking publicly? No one is near him?! Unless it's because of all the filth in the air because these are all the great unwashed, then I understand

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

All those extra gym days lately are really paying off

I hope those damn resolutioners aren't in his way

 

[SFWA liaison]

the police report only made them more interested, another Pat W!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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the police report only made them more interested, another Pat W!

They were hoping the book featured a character telling his toilet it’s not a toilet.

 

[RoTheHo69]

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the police report only made them more interested, another Pat W!

His menacing of unborn children won them over.

 

[guest]

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the police report only made them more interested, another Pat W!

I can't imagine how terrible this must have been with British Pat doing his British Pat cockney impression.

Oi Scrooge, bruv, I'd love to find your killer but it's 1 quid tappers at the pub, innit bruv.

 

[NigelCumia]

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

Those are the same fucking shoes he wore when vandalizing his motorcyle

 

[MasterPosHonor]

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the police report only made them more interested, another Pat W!

I just realized that he never really uses exclamation points. That one stands out and seems phony, fat and gay.

 

[SFWA liaison]

the tiktoker uploaded a video and guess what, speakers are not required to be masked



Conclusion: Pat just wants to hide his chins

 

[Jenna]

Imagine driving five and a half hours each way (with sit down lunches), paying for lodging, booking a meeting room, preparing a slide deck, practicing your pauses and inflections, then giving your presentation in a t-shirt, and a childish hack one at that.

Oh yeah, and nice using the full projector screen so everyone can see your notes better, sTupiT. Based on this one image, I'd say 1.7 would be the best you could possibly hope for on your assignment, child. But you probably 1.2'ed it up.

His fat girl fashion sense is revolting. Tight clothes are for gay men, pop stars, and professional wrestlers. Adult men aren't squeezing themselves into tight outfits, they dress comfortably.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

His fat girl fashion sense is revolting. Tight clothes are for gay men, pop stars, and professional wrestlers. Adult men aren't squeezing themselves into tight outfits, they dress comfortably.

Exactly, real men know how to dress any would think this squeezing into tight shirts is nonsense. He’s 42 years old and dresses like a dorky teenager. I bet Ade tried to help him him dress properly but Niki is a dyke so he’s on his own and why we see him look so stupid.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

His fat girl fashion sense is revolting. Tight clothes are for gay men, pop stars, and professional wrestlers. Adult men aren't squeezing themselves into tight outfits, they dress comfortably.

Oh. Who's being delusional, Kay?