ConfusionMI 2023 Thread

[guest]

Pat's toilet probably knows a thing or two about nuclear bombs being shit out.

And bombs in general. He wrote six of them.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

This nigga only owns like four items of clothing.

Sorry, Pat. I take it all back. Clearly you’ve been crushing it in the gym every single day since New Years. That huge ab sticking out the side is impressive, brah!

 

[Huh?]

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

i guarantee he thinks it makes him look ripped because it’s so tight around his arms. what a fat bitch

It's that and the fact that he wants to show off his stupid armband tattoo. He needs a shirt with sleeves short enough to show off the tattoo, but he's too fat to fit into any shirt with sleeves that short. He's been doing this for a long time. See my avatar, it's from his Unboxening video for one of his books from several years and pounds ago, same thing with the ill-fitting T-shirt.

Also seeing this photo, he is 100% like Mac from Always Sunny cultivating mass. He might be lifting a little but his awful diet still makes him look fat and unhealthy and like he emits the stink of salted, cured meats left on the counter.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

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That police report was such a huge get. Arguably the worst thing he's ever done, all wrapped up in one convenient image that can easily be attached to a tweet.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Nice stinking up the venue with your sweaty socks, Shoeless Pat.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

This nigga only owns like four items of clothing.

Sorry, Pat. I take it all back. Clearly you’ve been crushing it in the gym every single day since New Years. That huge ab sticking out the side is impressive, brah!

*He owns 4 articles of clothing he still fits in


Also, he did special laundry to clean this Tshirt and jeans

 

[guest]

I'm gonna guess there were probably about 30 people at this event including speakers. The official Twitter account hasn't tweeted since September 2022 and there is a 20:1 ratio of Opie and Anthony tweets to actual attendees

 

[guest]

[SIZE=26px]HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE[/SIZE]

[SIZE=18px]Those are the same fucking shoes he wore when vandalizing his motorcyle

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[Huh?]

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

Those are the same fucking shoes he wore when vandalizing his motorcyle

HOLEEEEEE SHIT!!

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Doesn’t he brag about not owning sneakers?

 

[SFWA liaison]

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

Those are the same fucking shoes he wore when vandalizing his motorcyle

I love this, some cat lady snaps a picture of him, posts it and it's another rake-stepping moment without him having to do a thing. It's like the universe is determined to humiliate him

Hildy, comment? did we make him vandalize the bike too? did we time travel to 2011 and force him to make those threats?

 

[Safka's Enticer]

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

Those are the same fucking shoes he wore when vandalizing his motorcyle

Nice find detective. May your lumpia be serviced well tonight

 

[guest]

Love how Fatso Pat is too proud to buy a larger shirt but too ashamed to not subconsciously try to cover his gut with his arms.

 

[WheelchairFred]

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first face update since the pumpkin carving vid I think? looks fat and even in a still you can tell his arms are doing some effeminate mannerism

looks like he's wearing a diaper (likely)

So first off, saying Project Orion could be built today is wrong. I guess you could build something using atomic bomb reactions for propulsion, but you wouldn't for the same reasons they didn't build it in the 1960's when it was being engineered. Sure, we haven't invented a non-irradiating nuclear bomb, "Uh, radiation", but a bigger reason would likely be that it would need hundreds of nuclear detonations perfectly timed in succession, and it would only take one mistiming to make the entire system blow up in an explosion you can barely imagine. It was actually a very interesting project, read about it here and take note of how dumb Patrick is in his bullet point summary.

This Atomic Starship Was Supposed to Take Humans to Saturn by the 1970s

Project Orion, an atomic bomb-powered spaceship, was one of the most outlandish plans for space exploration ever. But could it work?

interestingengineering.com

Now, for actual nuclear propulsion applications, see this article written just this week by Tory Bruno, actual rocket science and longtime CEO of United Launch Alliance who has provided the majority of the defense department's satellite launches over the past decade. The idea is not to use an atomic explosion to propel your vehicle, but to use atomic fission to change your chemical propellent into a gas to produce thrust faster than we can with current regular combustion.

Why is Everyone Talking About Nuclear Propulsion?

Mars is the reason why everyone is talking about nuclear propulsion. While Nuclear Thermal Propulsion (NTP) has various applications, it’s…

medium.com

Who should you listen to? A murderous, hack "author" insurance salesman who argues on Twitter all day, or the top executive of one the most successful launch organizations on the planet, whose most recent rocket design is arriving in Cape Canaveral as we speak (https://mobile.twitter.com/torybruno/status/1616958137818583041) for her maiden voyage?

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Doesn’t he brag about not owning sneakers?

He also brags about being thin.

 

[flowergirl]

Looking at the registration, presenters still need to pay, though it's less than regular people. Looks like it was 80 bucks for a badge for the general public and 25 bucks for presenters. So he got a $55 discount to donate a few hours of his time. For most people, their time is worth more than that. For Rick, it's righteous bucks.

This con is a complete scam. Even small niche cons pay their panelists in badges.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Love how Fatso Pat is too proud to buy a larger shirt but too ashamed to not subconsciously try to cover his gut with his arms.

I feel like he noticed someone about to take a picture of him and instinctively tried to hide as much flab as he could while in mid-sentence.

 

[MonsterSteve]

He must be so uncomfortable in that tight as shirt showing off his rolls and tits. My favorite part of his LARP is that he says he's a 34 or 36 waist. You can clearly tell his jeans are under his gut like a fat fraud. I've done it too, but I don't pretend to be a smaller waste size. I realize I'm cheating the system. "My waist hasn't changed in a decade, child".

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Anyone with eyes can see he’s put on at least 35 pounds of fat over the past couple of years. He has no idea how insane and insecure he looks denying it.