As soon as DBZ finished, i'd go to the bmx trails and smoke cigarettes lol
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Canadiana, best and worst
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Also, lead singer of Once Human can absolutely get it.
She probably sounds like Sugar in bed lol
Very uncanadian of me to say this but I fucking hate beavers. They drastically fucked my summer up last year because they blocked off the spot on my river I pull up to get out of my kayak and piss. I made that spot mint and those little industrious faggots ruined it.
they don't know what they're doing, the dipshit singing about them knows what hes doing though
I dont know, man. I used to chill out by this one riverbank and watch this beaver haul logs out of the woods and do his thing. Sometimes i'd fuck with his dam, just to watch and see how he'd repair it(pretty rude tbh) it was right deadly. One time though, I come back to the spot, and all I can see as i'm walkin up on it, are his teeth sticking out, where the rest of his body was decayed to shit. I was soooooo bummed. Couldnt have been older than 10. Fuckin beaver hating niggers, ABE. ABE GUY
Ol' Mike Mitch?
Gay Mike as we used to call him in Karate class.
There's another spot on the river I stand in and fish for a while. I'm always afraid one of the fuckers will come out of nowhere and bite my femoral artery with their big ugly fucking teeth.
They'll fuck with me and beef me too. I've literally screamed "fuck off, faggot" at multiple beavers. They come right close to the kayak and slap their tails on the water and splash me.
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I just bought this shirt, because I'm immature and my humour never progressed past fourteen years old
That's genuinely hilarious.
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Fuck I can't stop thinking about fucking the lead singer of Once Human now!
That pussy would be so good. You'd call your friends up the next day and be like I'm pretty sure that I had sex with a witch last night. She just screamed about the devil in a growling voice the whole time and now I think I have some kind of medieval STD.
That pussy would be so good. You'd call your friends up the next day and be like I'm pretty sure that I had sex with a witch last night. She just screamed about the devil in a growling voice the whole time and now I think I have some kind of medieval STD.
The worst song ever made came from Canada and it was Shaniah Twain it makes me sick to even think of posting it again.
What if you caught a beaver? That would be scary as fuck. Speaking of beavers....I was standing around a group of guys having a smoke at work years ago, theres a woman there also. She's old, in her 60s. We're all talking about wild game we've eaten. And for some retarded reason, she looks right at me and says "Have you ever had beaver before!?" I burst out laughing. No and yes. "...I cant believe I just said that." she says while giggling. Why are women allowed to work? Especially old unfuckables.
Mr. Dressup & Fred Penner were great as a kid. I remember when Mr. Dressup & his wife got into a car accident & she died. When he returned to the show he was in a neck brace & one of the puppets asked him what happened & I thought it was wrong for the puppet to bring that sadness up.
I had a little cardboard tickle trunk full of costumes when I was little. I didn't know his wife died. That's sad as shit.
Jesus. Fawkin brutal. Finnerdy or whatever was like "Your wife just went through the windshield. Go"
I've pulled fish in with big fucking water snakes attached to them before. Never hooked a beaver to my knowledge. I think they're fairly smart little cocksuckers.
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I watch this old drunk motherfucker one time pick up a sick beaver by the tail and swing it as hard as he could like a goddamn baseball bat against a tree.
I was probably four but the two things I remember that makes me laugh about it is when the beaver hit the tree and died the dude fell all the way to the ground because he was so drunk, and he killed the beaver in front of like thirty kids because it was near our playground.
I remember our preschool teacher started screaming and cursing him out in French. It was probably the most Canadian shit I've ever witnessed.
