Dude it hasn't left my head for like a year straight. Every time I get drunk I have to listen to Log Driver's Waltz and the Johnny Appleseed song several times a piece.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Canadiana, best and worst
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Man, Canada used to really push this look hard in the early 90s. Where did we go wrong as a people? Look at that man. He doesnt give a single shit. Yeah, im fawkin bald, do I care? Zellers striped sweatshirt? Of course, Northern Getaway is another couple years away.
Its not even the best heritage song, like The Cat Came Back is so much better
Oh man, Zellers
to anyone who doesn't know what The Cat Came Back is
There's still an open Zellers like 10 minutes from my home and its amazing. Best clothes shopping experience at the lowest price.
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Why does this thread exist?
Why does this thread exist?
The Cat Came Back is a good one but The Log Driver's Waltz has eaten into my brain like a parasite and I'll never hear a better song as long as I live.
Holy shit nigger. You just destroyed me with that one. That first opening with the house on the hill. Aaaack, my fuckin heart.
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Ngl, Sugar from the zone can fuckin get it.
I didn't do it, this is just Canadian culture.
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God damn, Sugar. You can still get it!
I used to want to fuck Pam from Uh Oh so sooooo badly. She was one of the broads that was the "presenter" of one of the games, I cant remember which one. Not to derail from the titless chipmunk, who could also fawkin get it. I wonder what those high pitched sounding broads sound like in bed
Holy shit. I want to cum on her crows feet. Fuckin babe. Aging gracefully.
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It'd be funny as hell if they had really deep voices. They just make really low pitched growling Sasquatch sounds like the female singers of death metal bands lol
Why did all Canadian kid's programming blocks have to be named after a cool place to hide from your parents and smoke cigarettes? The Zone, The Nook, The Crawlspace, etc.
The Brainwash.
worst piece of Canadiana
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Sugar sounds like the lead singer of Once Human in bed (wait for it about 55 seconds in I promise it'll tickle your ribs)
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He kind of looks like a molester in that picture a lil bit but there was nothing molestery about him at all. He was like one of your friend's cool dads.