Can anyone remember that heinously bad Metallica album with Lou Reed?

[Brooke Shields]

@Sue Lightning in 20 words or less, please try to do this more often with posts. Making them 20 words or less....

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

From now on if @Sue Lightning or @Jenna barge into a thread and drop a contrarian for its own sake opinion, hit em with this bad boy

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

What sort of fag are you? You hate new wave, now you hate Madonna.

Growing up in a post-culture world. Nothing is good because liking things is gay.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

for posterity

 

[Single Action Army]

All the other thrash bands were better than them. Metallica is astroturfed by their legion of 70 IQ south american fans

Megadeth annihilates them and it's not even close, even with Dave's goofass singing

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Growing up in a post-culture world. Nothing is good because liking things is gay.

Sue lives in a post-op world.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

People talk about Lou Reed like he was some big rock legend, but aside from the first few Velvet Underground records (which are overrated), his stuff is pretty much all garbage. Pretentious, boring, faggy, NY "art" rock. Like if Billy Joel, Television, and Patti Smith had a retarded child born with almost no musical ability. IMO, people who pretend they like him are lying to seem cooler than they are. He seemed like a real dick, too.

Satellite of Love song is good but when he died Ant was trashing his fans for those reasons “but uhhh Ronny seems like he actually likes him.”

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

The last post Lou Reed ever made to social media was this picture of a my little pony edit of the Metal Machine Music cover. I am not making this up.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I’m not doubting the TECHNICAL talent of any of the Metallica guys. Riffing like that or double kicks that Lars does or the tappy solos Kirk does takes physical talent. But they have no writing talent. All of those riffs are so extremely basic it’s insane. The only thing that gives them their feel is the rhythmic variations between each one.

let's hear some of your best original music...

I'll admit that I'm a self-taught noodler who's only recently been learning proper theory, so I ain't flexin', but let's hear you:

PS. I need some new guitar string, so nothing from me tonight

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Should have called it HardRockica, if you ask me

How long have you been sitting on that joke?

 

[GialloGlove]

Kirk Hammett, Les Claypool, and Jim Martin of Faith No More we’re all friends in High School. Kirk is even in the Primus video for “John The Fisherman”

Cliff Burton and Faith No More's Mike Bordin and Jim Martin where in a band together called Agents of Misfortune. There is a video of them and Cliff is playing the opening of For Whom The Bell Tolls. Allegedly Jim Martin wrote riffs for Metallica and cliff wrote riffs for Faith No More's Surprise Your Dead!

How Cliff Burton Helped Form Faith No More

On September 27th 1986 Metal music lost a key player, Cliff Burton. His lightening quick fingers on the strings helped to solidify the foundations of Metallica in metal history. His unique style and rock 'n' roll persona made him a legend who is justly remembered as a master of his art. On...

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[GialloGlove]

Plus enter sandman guitar riff was ripped from Deep Purples “Space Truckin’l

It's a bigger ripoff of Excel's Tapping Into An Emotional Void.

 

[PickleRickle]

It's a bigger ripoff of Excel's Tapping Into An Emotional Void.

Holy shit wtf. That was a deadly intro.

Edit- this whole song rules. Thanks dude.

 

[GialloGlove]

Holy shit wtf. That was a deadly intro.

Edit- this whole song rules. Thanks dude.

I was watching an interview with the guy from Hellwitch, cool old school death/thrash band and he was ripping on Excel for being lame. They were one of many underrated bands from that era that didn't have a high ceiling for commercial success.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

The last post Lou Reed ever made to social media was this picture of a my little pony edit of the Metal Machine Music cover. I am not making this up.

Lou Reed's ultimate troll job, where he fucked over his fans by releasing a double album of tape hum and static. Ha ha, real clever there, dope fiend. To this day, some sad, sorry people still try to pretend it was some work of genius. Guy was an asshole through and through.

 

[GialloGlove]

Lou Reed's ultimate troll job, where he fucked over his fans by releasing a double album of tape hum and static. Ha ha, real clever there, dope fiend. To this day, some sad, sorry people still try to pretend it was some work of genius. Guy was an asshole through and through.

Metal Machine Music has merits if you are able to completely ignore what constitutes as quality songwriting, composition, creativity etc. etc. I would rather hear that album and artist such as Whitehouse, Masonna and Merzbow than Imagine Dragons. Sometimes noise just works. It's less obnoxious than chatty coworkers, ambient city sounds and a yapping woman.

 

[Sue2]

let's hear some of your best original music...

I'll admit that I'm a self-taught noodler who's only recently been learning proper theory, so I ain't flexin', but let's hear you:

Lol i’d be crazy to post anything here. You’d get a dickpic outta me before you got that.

My music is very Metallica ish. I’m not trained in any theory besides what I think sounds good. But the music I like and musicians I praise ARE talented in theory, and I like them so much because they do shit I could never do.

 

[NoBacon]

and I like them so much because they do shit I could never do.

They can be succinct?

 

[Sue2]

They can be succinct?

I don’t know. What does that word mean?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

You’d get a dickpic outta me before you got that.

ok, deal!

I might post some of my sampled/looped riffs, & maybe play along... it'll be total shit, but I ocasionally make it work with some loops & beats... & as I said, I'm learning theory