Big night tonight.

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Seriously. What the fuck does a half eaten burger have to do with him doing standup? Fat retard.

He’s afraid of publicizing where he’s supposedly performing. We don’t affect his life at all.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You know he had to mention he rode his bike. It doesnt lead into a joke. He just wants everyone to know how cool he is.

 

[fricklefrackle]

He's handed out five prisonings since 5 a.m. Milwaukee time. Must have gone real well last night.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

BREAKING: He got a rash from the chairs.
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Real or fake? Stand-up at a place that offers a baked potato option?

and of course he orders it. starchygeek

Wasn't he suppose to be doing a guest set? He's sitting at a bar eating shitty bar food as always which clearly means he went to an open mic which any fat faggot with bitch tits may participate in.

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

Sooo did we actually get the footage? I need a nice start to my day

 

[EraGodless]

Wasn't he suppose to be doing a guest set? He's sitting at a bar eating shitty bar food as always which clearly means he went to an open mic which any fat faggot with bitch tits may participate in.

Tbf, some open mics do have guest spots and they also play favorites. Patrick is pretty toxic though, so I'm surprised he was even invited (if he's telling the truth). The comedy community (cringe) is pretty insular in most cities and being a jackass sperg will get you blacklisted (given shitty time slots or get the light pretty quick).

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

That is 3 halves of baked potato that have been sitting in the hotel pan just like that in the walk-in, freshly and locally microwaved.

I cannot comprehend why a bar would sell baked potatoes by the half or why even a customer would order three at once. Surely you must end up wasting so much food each night unnecessarily if you don’t sell all the halves?

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I cannot comprehend why a bar would sell baked potatoes by the half or why even a customer would order three at once.

FTFY.

I love that he’s so terrified of us while simultaneously being so addicted to Twitter dopamine that he posted the tightest possible shot to avoid revealing the venue for his supposed “stand-up gig.”

Pretty sure the Reddit guys will call every comedy club in a 100 mile radius until they find it. Unless the venue staff is rightly embarrassed to be associated with him.

 

[guest]

I cannot comprehend why a bar would sell baked potatoes by the half or why even a customer would order three at once. Surely you must end up wasting so much food each night unnecessarily if you don’t sell all the halves?

"Do you have half-slices?"
"No."
"Do you have a quarter?"

 

[BigBeanFatty]

I cannot comprehend why a bar would sell baked potatoes by the half or why even a customer would order three at once. Surely you must end up wasting so much food each night unnecessarily if you don’t sell all the halves?

He probably ordered two full potatoes which were cute in halves then shoved one half down his oink hole before he remembered to take a photo

 

[guest]

He probably ordered two full potatoes which were cute in halves then shoved one half down his oink hole before he remembered to take a photo

You're cute. We should cut you in half.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Looks like he's psyching himself up

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Hahahahahah this is so ridiculous

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Do we have any field reports from our boots on the ground or was everyone neutralized?

These are the hard hitting questions the show needs answered

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

He always takes a bite or two before he remembers he should share it with the internet.

So he hasnt done a stand up in a year, and he takes his bike. That means niki didnt even go to support him.

And that has to be the saddest side of potatoes known to man.

Wisconsin food sucks balls. They need some southern Europeans to upgrade this slop

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Because he's hopelessly addicted to twitter, he has to fill out the ALT image text for all the blind people who use twitter
Nice miscommunication, stupid

 

[guest]

The oinking begins apace. His most popular tweet employs the term "troglodyte."

Nice lawyer brag, stupid.

 

[guest]

It's going to be an extremely stupid Sabbath day for sow tits.

I just realized this is probably a line from last night. I'll bet that killed on Colbert.

Taking the "everybody's a pedo so it cancels out" approach. To him that's the high road.

 

[T. Booth Willy]

That food is what you get when the place serving doesn't want to install fryers. Everything comes frozen in pre portioned bags and you cook it in this convection oven thing. It's one step above frozen pizzas and bags of chips as far as bar food goes. Taking pictures of your food is faggoty enough, but taking pictures of that food is just pathetic.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Pat loves shitty bar food more than he’s ever loved his only child.

 

[ISO__JOE]

How have I never seen this before? What a bizarre looking person he is. He might be better off being an obese guy after all. He looks so much like a butch lesbian here it’s unreal.