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Big night tonight.
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How about 60 of em
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Hasn't stopped him from wearing it recently
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Do we have any field reports from our boots on the ground or was everyone neutralized?
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Maybe Pat wasn't lying and everyone was sent to prison where their life ended
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Hope theyre enjoying it. Pat does.
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How is this the first time I am seeing this?I wonder if he's been working on his faggot dance.
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BREAKING: He got a rash from the chairs.
Real or fake? Stand-up at a place that offers a baked potato option?
and of course he orders it. starchygeek
Real or fake? Stand-up at a place that offers a baked potato option?
and of course he orders it. starchygeek
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Stand up comic? Nigger did probably 5 minutes at some shitty open mic. That's like me saying I'm Guitarzan after playing for a couple weeks. I hate him.
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He bombed.
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And they're off . . .
What are the odds he tweets while on his bike?
What are the odds he tweets while on his bike?
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He always takes a bite or two before he remembers he should share it with the internet.
So he hasnt done a stand up in a year, and he takes his bike. That means niki didnt even go to support him.
And that has to be the saddest side of potatoes known to man.
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It's making me reconsider putting dried parsley flakes on everything. Just a potato-eatin scumbag with his plastic fork.He always takes a bite or two before he remembers he should share it with the internet.
So he hasnt done a stand up in a year, and he takes his bike. That means niki didnt even go to support him.
And that has to be the saddest side of potatoes known to man.
1.5 Baked Potatoes, Fatrick????
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You shouldn't Prison while driving home drunk.
My goodness! He's prisoning like there's no tomorrow!
The brief pause (6 min now) makes me think he laid the bike down. This wouldn't be his first PWI.
My goodness! He's prisoning like there's no tomorrow!
The brief pause (6 min now) makes me think he laid the bike down. This wouldn't be his first PWI.
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Its rural Wisconsin, hopefully he hit a deer.
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Its gonna suck when we get 20-life. Were really not gonna enjoy prison. Thank god noones done anything illegal but it WOULD suck if true and he wasn’t so fat.
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"It was a motorbike, child. And I was speedin all over my neighborhood. Up and down and speedin all over. And I was prisoning and skidded and slammed the curb and the pole and into some people."