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Un hamburguesa. Not loying. And I'm pretty sure she was of age.
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Big night tonight.
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He didn’t like this commenT.
I enjoy a “crippling” stupid to start my day. Thanks for your service, Mr. Beefers.
Edit: I think he’s drinking heavily today because he couldn’t get blacked out last night. He’s got a certain familiar edge already.
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I love that niki doesnt even support him at his stand up. I wouldnt either.
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Perhaps Pat putting her on a path to yet another bankruptcy — while not bringing in an income for years so he can tweet all day — has made her a tad resentful.
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I bet that sad burger and poverty potato was his "payment".
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Chance would be a fine thing. (That’s an Anglicism, Pat. Don’t put it in your shitty book that will never be completed let alone published or read.)
Even Joe Cumia gets a big sandwich and red Gatorade.
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The one where he talks about how she loves double D's?
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Probably throw the not sold halves into a zip lock bag then directly into the walk in for the next "FOODIE" rube to order the next day. Dab a glob of the cheapest margarine on the driest garbage potato center and nuke it for like 5 minutes in the microwave. Bon appetit!!
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That's cause Joe uses a looper, which is digitech.
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Locally purchased parsley, child.
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Why do we believe that he performed anywhere? All he did was post evidence that he ate at a bar.
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I still came
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I believe that anything he says usually has lies mixed in. You cant trust a thing he says.
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He sat near the bar entrance with his head cocked watching people come in and initiating conversation with them by doing his material. They politely smile and fake a chuckle so he will stop talking to them and then they walk past and sit as far away as possible. He considers this guest hosting an open mic
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My helmet is not large by any medical standard, child. No, I do not look like Marvin the Paranoid Android. Never have, never will.
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He was hoping people would come up to him, instead he got ignored so he posted his struggle meal. I can only image what a sad sack of shit he is in person at the bar. He must scare off anyone sitting near him with his interjections and lame comments nobody asked for.
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I bet he brought his Surface so he could show off all his “kill shots” (voting stickers).