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PickleRickle

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How have I never seen this before? What a bizarre looking person he is. He might be better off being an obese guy after all. He looks so much like a butch lesbian here it’s unreal.
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I have never seen a more honest to god fag-face before. You are gay, Rick. Everyone can see it.
 
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LAUGH.
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I have never seen a more honest to god fag-face before. You are gay, Rick. Everyone can see it.
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I think theres an even worse answer. He’s not gay - he’s just effeminate. At least if he were gay this would explain why he looks so faggy. But he’s not and it’s even scarier a straight man looks like that and thinks its normal.
 
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It's going to be an extremely stupid Sabbath day for sow tits.
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I just realized this is probably a line from last night. I'll bet that killed on Colbert.

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Taking the "everybody's a pedo so it cancels out" approach. To him that's the high road.
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Pete is either from the UK or Canadian. His opinion on American politics is worth less than Patrick's.
 
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I think theres an even worse answer. He’s not gay - he’s just effeminate. At least if he were gay this would explain why he looks so faggy. But he’s not and it’s even scarier a straight man looks like that and thinks its normal.
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There is this type of guy that you're describing. It's like an adjunct art professor at a Jr. College that's an annoying schlub and into BDSM. He makes his coworkers at the starbucks go to his art installations and it's just a way to get them to look at black and white photos of him with his cock out and he has an effeminate Garfieldish voice and personality. It's not ok to be that guy.
 
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Do we have any field reports from our boots on the ground or was everyone neutralized?
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Some guy on Reddit bought a ticket to the Laughing Liberally event at comedysportz, he didn’t see him or his car. He Asked the doorman if Patrick Tomlinson was performing. Doorman said no, he had never heard of him and wasn’t performing, but someone called earlier saying there’d be a massive protest during his act.

Laughing tap is 5 minutes away with 0 parking lot. No sign of a v4 bullit or shitty Thai bike.
 
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"Spread again! Fatrick said it, spread again . . "
"Humans in graves for dollars in his pocket." This is Biden-worthy speechcraft.
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See, some things don't go together. Not everything is hamburgers and baked potatoes.
 
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I cannot comprehend why a bar would sell baked potatoes by the half or why even a customer would order three at once. Surely you must end up wasting so much food each night unnecessarily if you don’t sell all the halves?
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In the US-Mexico border towns (the Mexican side), baked potatoes are huge sellers as drunken street food. Maybe that's what the bar was going for? Potatoes are also cheap as fuck abd if drunk dummies are stupid enough to order them the way the bar prepares them, then why not?

The ones they sell in Mexico don't resemble the dogshit Pat has piled on his plate. They're giant baked potatoes with cheese, sour cream, bacon bits, and a shit ton of butter. They're pretty fucking good- a million times better than Pat's slop and they were only $2-$3. You could get a potato, 6 street tacos, and a Mexican Coca-Cola for $6 (late 90's- early 2000's). Not sure how much it is now as Americans don't party in Reynosa or Matamoros like they used to. Americans used to own Thursday and Friday nights in Mexico. The last time I went in 2006, I was a called a nigger and a waiter that I had known for years told me it would be a good idea for me to leave. I didn't feel like being featured in a cartel snuff video, so I go the fuck out of there and I haven't been back since.
 
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In the US-Mexico border towns (the Mexican side), baked potatoes are huge sellers as drunken street food. Maybe that's what the bar was going for? Potatoes are also cheap as fuck abd if drunk dummies are stupid enough to order them the way the bar prepares them, then why not?

The ones they sell in Mexico don't resemble the dogshit Pat has piled on his plate. They're giant baked potatoes with cheese, sour cream, bacon bits, and a shit ton of butter. They're pretty fucking good- a million times better than Pat's slop and they were only $2-$3. You could get a potato, 6 street tacos, and a Mexican Coca-Cola for $6 (late 90's- early 2000's). Not sure how much it is now as Americans don't party in Reynosa or Matamoros like they used to. Americans used to own Thursday and Friday nights in Mexico. The last time I went in 2006, I was a called a nigger and a waiter that I had known for years told me it would be a good idea for me to leave. I didn't feel like being featured in a cartel snuff video, so I go the fuck out of there and I haven't been back since.
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How much for a weeping blowjob from a 12yr old "senorita?"
 
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