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Big Bro is TIRED and ready to RELAX with little BRO and SIS in SC!

"Made it to South Carolina" so you should have, it's a 2hr flight, you didn't travel by horseback, you fucking bum.

Also Warren is a Li'l faggot.
Hey now, last time Joe flew he got the airport a whole 30 minutes before his flight began boarding and thanks to the F/Ns, Biden, Libtards, etc. he missed his flight! He likely relied on his skills learned during his 9 months of Air Force duty to tactically plan the trip to and out of Islip. Not just anybody can figure out how airports work.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
Sounds like he has been moping around the house since his cruise ship adventure.
I’m sure money has been a touchy subject around the Joe home - he lost money on the cruise ship, TGI Fridays are closing all over his area, and he’s not close at all to affording retirement - he’s older than my parents who have retired and are loving retirement life (because they actually worked their whole lives and put money away etc) but Joe has to lug his equipment around here and there for a couple bucks until he drops dead.

Perfect time to go down south and beg your younger siblings for money / help!
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
Nice leaving your bethrothed and teen daughter at home while you treat yourself to an all expense paid (by your younger siblings) vacation down in SC, stupid. He worked 15 hours last week, this is a well deserved relaxing trip for a hard worker!
This whole trip is going to be him rattling his cup for handouts. Its going to refuel his fantasy of moving out of NY. He will come home and still be sad that he cant afford to make the move and he will be stuck in NY for most of the holidays.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
I’m sure money has been a touchy subject around the Joe home - he lost money on the cruise ship, TGI Fridays are closing all over his area, and he’s not close at all to affording retirement - he’s older than my parents who have retired and are loving retirement life (because they actually worked their whole lives and put money away etc) but Joe has to lug his equipment around here and there for a couple bucks until he drops dead.

Perfect time to go down south and beg your younger siblings for money / help!
He came home and went straight to Atlantic City to lose $500 and then went to Vegas to lose some more money a few months later.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
This whole trip is going to be him rattling his cup for handouts. Its going to refuel his fantasy of moving out of NY. He will come home and still be sad that he cant afford to make the move and he will be stuck in NY for most of the holidays.
It’s 100% this - he’s gonna drop hints how it’s killing him to play these dopey shows every weekend for very little money in hopes Ant & Dawn come up with some plan to “bring” Joe down to SC. He’s gonna cry how Long Island is hell and run by libtards and how they’re making it so he can’t afford to leave. He thinks since he’s the oldest it’s the younger one’s job to take care of him in his older age like he’s a parent.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
Ant is making a modest salary as I recall and I bet Joe thinks Ant is now rolling in dough.
Joe sees that he’s back on radio so he MUST be making huge money just like the prime earning ONA years in his dumb cow mind. It’s a once a week show on an AM station - he probably makes decent money but of course nowhere near ONA days and Joe won’t believe otherwise. Wonder how Joe will try and claim “we made a pact” when this radio gig had nothing to do with Joe dropping off a tape. Imagine being the oldest sibling and assuming your younger siblings will support you financially because you’re family.

Joe thinks this trip will be start of Ant / Dawn getting things together for Joe to move down (of course with them paying / doing everything) so he can live the retired life with them even though he’s broke and has nothing saved for retirement / never paid in.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
Joe sees that he’s back on radio so he MUST be making huge money just like the prime earning ONA years in his dumb cow mind. It’s a once a week show on an AM station - he probably makes decent money but of course nowhere near ONA days and Joe won’t believe otherwise. Wonder how Joe will try and claim “we made a pact” when this radio gig had nothing to do with Joe dropping off a tape. Imagine being the oldest sibling and assuming your younger siblings will support you financially because you’re family.

Joe thinks this trip will be start of Ant / Dawn getting things together for Joe to move down (of course with them paying / doing everything) so he can live the retired life with them even though he’s broke and has nothing saved for retirement / never paid in.
Lmao are we going to get another Cow arch in 2025?
 

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
Dang Joe, try not to seem so thirsty. He wants so bad to get connections in that area. Where he will then try to steal gigs from that guys venues.
100%.

He’s probably making sure the wine / Bud Light is never far away while he talks to baby bro about “how untapped the gig market is” in SC. Joseph is down there for one thing and one thing only: to make a new pact.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
100%.

He’s probably making sure the wine / Bud Light is never far away while he talks to baby bro about “how untapped the gig market is” in SC. Joseph is down there for one thing and one thing only: to make a new pact.
I can see it - he will claim the music he plays most is no longer liked / appreciated in LI because of all the stupid libtards and he would do huge playing “MAGA” venues and how the places in LI are drying up because of Joe Biden or something stupid. “My freedom of speech is in chains!”
 
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