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Big Bro is TIRED and ready to RELAX with little BRO and SIS in SC!
- Thread starter Torque’sHeadBump
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One time my ex pointed out that when I get heated I throw my head into my words. Like I do quick nods for emphasis. I never realized it and now I basically have a complex about it and consciously try to keep my head still. This GIF reminded me of that and now I'm gonna lay my head on the fucking train tracks. I hope you're happy.
JasperB
Does brother Joe know any Candlemass? Might be ripe for a new cover band startup…
I watched that recently and it holds right the fuck up. It's actually hilarious.
Sea Hag and Layla are no doubt totally thrilled to get Joe and his disgusting flabby armpits out of the house, even just for a week. I'd wager they both remember his gay seafaring adventure with great fondness.
They really wanted that to be more than one contract. Of course Joe almost died having to actually work so now they have to deal with him laying around bitching “nobody wants to work!” While watching Fox News all day.
The day before he came home was like the last day of summer vacation when you were a kid, with that sense of finality and doom hanging in the air.
White trash zombie
Needs a break from playing music. What a fuckin’ life
Ol Abe speaks with an Indian head bob? Lmao
It's not the indian bob. It's like aggressive nodding.
SO So So SO Sso So Carol and Layla are full cumia blood?
If Joe goes udders up before Ant-knee, do they inherit his Nana gibsbux or is the pact dissolved?
JasperB
I’m sure the pact is either dissolved or non-existent for BroJoe once Anth has past. No chance Missy is hanging around Nana for all this time unless she knows for a fact that she’s written in to the will, and I’m sure Keith the cop and his wife will get some kind of payment for helping to cover up the ghouls crimes against children from back in the day. So Joe’s cut of the Nana estate may be a moo-t point. What Joe’s daughter will get after he kicks the bucket is his collection of Trump coins and official playing cards, who can put a price on that?
Pretty sure Layler moved in with her mom because Joe hasn’t talked about her since his “I hate living with teenagers” rant. Poor girl, her family is retarded.
Only twice since. When he took her to her driving test and Joe posted about how much he hates having to do father stuff for her because it slightly inconveniences him and when he was clarifying that his birthday on Facebook is actually Layler's birthday because he stole her account to evade a ban.
He’s such a piece of shit.
The best thing for her is to get far away from him and his bullshit.