Her wanting to go to a rap concert keeps hope alive that she will one day get inseminated by a black.
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Big Bro is TIRED and ready to RELAX with little BRO and SIS in SC!
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It must be so humiliating to have a literal, actual bum for a father. He doesn't even do the bare minimum. He refuses to work, he's obsessed with retarded social media faggotry, and he looks and acts like a complete embarrassment. Imagine trudging home from school or wherever, and seeing that flabby retard sitting there strumming his queer guitar, with the armpits and saggy man-titties flopping around.
What’s even worse is she’s had to hear him moo-ing Trump nonsense for close to a decade and other Fox News talking points. Her father had to cry to get her FB account because he was stuck in “Facebook jail” which seems to be something only boomers cry about.
In five, maybe ten years if he's lucky, Joe will still be using his daughter's old FB account to whine and blubber about his "ungrateful" kid, and how she refuses to wipe his crippled ass and wheel him around in his welfare wheelchair. And he'll conveniently leave out the part about what a piece of shit parent he was, and how he provided her with nothing while she was growing up. I hope the kid succeeds, and builds herself a halfway decent life, so Joe can sit on the outside looking in. Being a bum is bad enough, but being a bum with kids is as low as a man can stoop.
He is the first to brag about how great of a father he is yet he’s really didnt even do the bare minimum for her. You would think having a kid would wake him up and realize now you have someone to be responsible for and get a real job but Joe couldn’t do that and bugged his brother to give him money so he could blow it on a bunch of guitars and gambling.
You shouldn’t wish being Cumia’d on anybody.
Joe the bum thinks merely being a parent is a massive sacrifice, thus he's entitled to treat himself as often as possible. Right now, the obese slob is lollygagging around SC, doing nothing, and pretending he's earned a "break" from his slovenly bullshit lifestyle. Many people raised by shitty parents try to do better than their parents did, but not flabby old Joe.
Don't forget his pittance of a 401k/IRA. Destitute elderly retard.
The dumpster his daughter will need to rent will cost more than Joe's "estate" is worth. Those garbage guitars will be next to the curb, with a cardboard sign that reads "Free".
JasperB
Unless Anth can afford to pay his entire way, there is simply no way Joe can “retire” to anywhere. He said he’s paying $900/month mortgage and $900/HOA so $1,800/month if I remember correctly, which he will never get close to again if he sells his condo to move down south. Pretty sure most rent aside from like a room in someone’s trailer starts above $1,800 a month in most of the country now, and that’s assuming he has any retirement savings which we know he doesn’t. Cow is financially fucked. Guess being a lazy bum your whole life has its downsides after all?
That was fucking hilarious. Thankfully we have Social Media. I suppose Joe forgot about the whole TSA thing
Most people would have gotten some sort of real job, and treated the retarded guitar bullshit as a side hustle, but Joe had to pretend he's a real "working musician" instead. With a real paycheck, and his gay "gig" money, plus his Nana money, he'd have been doing OK at worst. But, he's a slovenly bum who thinks he's too good for real work, so there you go.
Most get a real 9-5 job but on their nights / weekends might be in a local bar band here and there for fun and not even worried about how much they make per gig. Of course Joe has to LARP as a “professional musician” and bum off his brother and Carol. He probably thinks it will just “all work out” when it comes to retirement and Trump will save him.
65 year old man recording himself while driving like a retard
Of course Crusty Joann had to chime in
Yuck
Boomers were never meant for social media.
Of course Crusty Joann had to chime in
Yuck
Boomers were never meant for social media.
Is Carol aware of Joann's attentions? Are they feuding? This sub-plot is more interesting than the main one.
After fifty stellar years, Joe has finally hit the big time, and will at long last be playing at a local distillery. At this pace, he very well might be playing wineries, and maybe even brew pubs, before he turns 80.
JasperB
That’s the thing, Joe is such a retarded jackass that he shares all these happenings for the world to see and seems to believe he appears to be in the right every time. Things like missing the flight and downloading computer viruses are things he willingly posts, can’t even imagine all of the retarded nonsense he gets into in his everyday life that he has enough awareness not to moo about online.
I hope Missy karate chops Joe in the dick
That would be very fitting since they’re all Long Island white trash. Two gross old women fighting over gross old Joe Cumia.