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Ben Dovid - explain how you make a living

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Let’s get Danny fired. Email the school board.

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ME: I’m an accountant. Dan Loss? Unemployed drunk. Every day I go to work I pay an absurd amount of taxes so losers like Dan Ross and Patrick can not starve to death. Even when he bartends he doesn’t claim all his tips. Despicable person.
Balancing your mother's checkbook in exchange for free room and board doesn't make you an "accountant", funster.
 

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“I can’t reveal my job because you would try to get me fired”
Ok, then just say how much you make a year.
“I’m not doing that, you’re so obsessed with me.”

I don’t understand how the fuck this is so difficult. Unless you just don’t even have a job and cant come up with a believable lie. Danny. I make something like 30k a year but thats my salary, the company makes way more than that but it stays in the account because I don’t need it all. You see? Why is that so hard?
 
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