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APOSTLEGATE CHAPTER 5: Civil War at the California Quash SmackDown

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Somebody please think of my ribs. Fuckin' dyin' ova here!
 
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WahWahWahWiseblood said:
I only know of one Thomas Apostle, sir, but if there was indeed another one, I can only imagine he'd stay the fuck off the internet because he'd be widely known as a fat, pathetic piece of shit that thought he was the godfather because he was the most senior mod when the sub creator stepped down, and he was hated as a poser who pretended to be the big bad leader of a notorious group of trolls that in reality never had an ounce of respect for him and didn't give a fuck how many times he banned them. But I only know the one, and he's a solid journalist.
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You only know of one? Where did you grow up? There were three on my block alone.
 
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The Canyon voicemails are the best, he didn't know another person to make these for him? He literally has to make his fake evidence in his own voice and in the case of the vandal his own fat body. It's actually pathetic, the Rahul one is the best, he used the fake info in a tape that only he could know, what a stooge.
 
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Patrick: Yes, RobertMewler (stolen from my cat) is one of the most prolific posters and harassers.
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"Stolen from my cat". He is such a fucking psychotic narcissist. Any small thing is a huge slight in his mind that has to be corrected and/or punished.

Also as somebody else pointed out - he fucking took that name from an actual person to begin with. A truly crazy fuck we are dealing with here.
 
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UnPRePared said:
Christ man... This took a long time to get to the last comment.

Well, you've done it. I, a man who has traveled the world and somehow makes a good living playing music (not covers like a certain Long Island Lummox - ok, I play SOME), can say with genuine sincerity, that what you have pulled off should be appreciated by all sides for what it really is: a deflation of the true ideals of Cancel Culture. For everyone with a genuine gripe looking to be heard, ten FatRick's drown them out for potential power-gains. Like most movements, people like him ruin it because they want a taste... Just a taste.

I'm in awe after reminiscing with Gosia over the last few months what we've picked up as outsiders, never knowing this was what was happening. It's like getting a Ferrari in your driveway on Christmas and there's no snow to Fuck up a clear morning drive.

You humble me, @SpaceEdge . I haven't been this entertained since Tony pissed off Mike so bad at one rehearsal, he smashed his guitar and ran off making a noise that sounded like a low wail.



The beautiful @RobertMewler fella has done nothing but show her talents and keen eye for social growth - or in this case, unlike Patrick's midsection, shrinkage. But it's just like @CarolMaxheinie - poke his lie bubble and burst it, he'll obsess over you.

I'm just waiting for him to see my recent album title one day...



My mother was a good hearted woman, but she had a firm hand. It was a mostly masculine house and she could put the fear in all of us - but I never doubted her love for a moment. She was balanced - Mama Raven was not.



Ahem, @covidcumia is the greatest bit account now?

Oh that's right, I'm not a bit here...

Or am I?

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We're through the very fat, greasy looking glass here, atalkers...


Oh, one last note: my woman and I are firmly in agreement that Patrick, beyond any doubt, is the supremely stupidest man who has ever lived. And I say this as a man who has met The Scorpions.
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And now I’m hard. For Gosia...I mean. The girl not...never mind.
 
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@SpaceEdge TYFYS, child. your last article is a great wrap-up. i love you (in a brotherly way) for everything you do.

@UnPRePared ribs broken at your new album's name: The Weight of Man

I don't remember you acknowledging it, but that is very funny. The songtitles can't be entirely unrelated as well.

More references i might have found:
  1. You Could Have Been Someone - John Doe 1 could have been someone who defamed Fat
  2. Mother Earth - Mama Raven the psycho hippie
  3. We Knew the Truth Once - "...we asked for Josiah's name at HuffPo." (album was released in summer AND hints at you getting insider info)
  4. I, Like You - "... am a musician, earning a good living on the road.'' (paraphrasing, Joe Cumia reference)
  5. Amelia - ''A-drienne or possibly A-nnabelle''
  6. The Weight of Man (title track)
  7. The Last Laugh - i believe onaforums will have it
  8. Almost Famous - his health clinic tweet almost made Rick famous
  9. Symptomatic - Fat's general behavior
  10. Cold Like Stone - Roger Stone's cameo
  11. Golden Slumbers - maybe a reference to Fat's gold-accented bike and how he will only get to see it in his dreams, once he has to pay quasi.

Great musicianship and you have a beautiful voice.

If this is all a bit and you are impersonating the good man, then i'm sorry for being low IQ and gullible. Nonetheless, great content.
 
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