Anyone feel like killing themselves ?

[Stent]

You were a fuck up yesterday, you're a fuck up today, you'll be one tomorrow. And I need that parking space you're taking up at the supermarket.

 

[guest]

If anyone from this place is really going to kill themselves, atleast take a trip up to Mileaukee and deliver Pat a piece of pepperoni and film his reaction first

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

If anyone from this place is really going to kill themselves, atleast take a trip up to Mileaukee and deliver Pat a piece of pepperoni and film his reaction first

Exactly, just killing yourself seems such a waste to me, at least make it entertaining.

If i would ever kill myself i would at least try to kill the president or something like that, that way you would at least be remembered in history.

 

[guest]

Fent and benzos would put anyone out, especially if they're naive to both drugs. You gotta shoot the fent though. I've od'd a few times and it's painless until they wake you up.

Benzos knock you out quick though?

 

[guest]

Benzos knock you out quick though?

Dude you had a few bombs yesterday, no reason to kill yourself over it. We still like ya.

 

[guest]

Dude you had a few bombs yesterday, no reason to kill yourself over it. We still like ya.

Just curious.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Dude you had a few bombs yesterday, no reason to kill yourself over it. We still like ya.

They where atom bombs though, can't blame him for wanting to check out.

 

[The Greaseman]

Don't kill yourself, faggot. There is too much hilarity in the world.

 

[guest]

Don't kill yourself, faggot. There is too much hilarity in the world.

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[ShutYourCakeHorn]

41%

 

[guest]

41%

That's a real woman.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

That's a real woman.

 

[The Fuchitive]

My entire life has been constant physically painful torture for about 2 years and even before that was still pain to a lesser degree for YEARS! And there is not a goddamn thing any doctors can do about it! If I’m not racing to blow my brains out maybe you oughta just shut the fuck up and make things better for yourself!

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Benzos knock you out quick though?

Before fent most overdoses were caused by mixing benzos and opioids. They're both respiratory depressants and so mixing the two is especially lethal. Don't do them shits together though nigga else I'd feel bad.

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Any moment reading this shitty thread of yours is another moment you're not killing yourself during. What are you waiting for?

 

[Cuphead]

With how the gay the world is getting I've thought about it, but I gotta stick around for the circus and my friends

 

[guest]

Just remember, laughter is the best medicine. Am i right gang?

 

[guest]

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This is the type of woman a paper bag was made for...BUT sex with her would be wild though, nice sexy thunder thighs stupid

 

[guest]

This is the type of woman a paper bag was made for...BUT sex with her would be wild though, nice sexy thunder thighs stupid

I bet she would hop on your cock like a kangaroo. Crazy bitch. Aye nay!

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I don't have much opinion on the morality or necessity of your particular self-deletion, but here's some food for thought:
Have you ever killed yourself before? Guessing not. It's harder to do than you'd think, the body is really fucking resilient. If you want as quick and painless a death as you can get, and you do, you can't fuck it up. Most likely you'll fuck it up, not being an expert. You'll make a huge mess and either end up under lock and key for a time or in some state of brain damaged depending on chosen method. Not to mention how silly a goose you'll feel after you wake up.
Best case if you fuck it up you pull a Tyler Durden and have to endure some ridiculous permanent disfigurement. Worst case, that song "One". Metallica, not Creed.