ANNOUNCEMENT (Debtor's exam summons)

[LongIslandchomper]

I wonder if he’s going to threaten Nikki with physical harm or even death to make her force lynn to bail him out.

I’m not joking, he probably is.

I can definitely see a murder/prison or a murder/suicide by cop scenario in the near future for our piglet. The police body cam footage will be rib shattering.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He wouldn’t be locked up for long. It’s not like you go to prison for this sort of thing, he’d be in jail until he gets bailed out and has a court date set. So a short stay in the pokey would be the best of both worlds. We get to make fun of him for getting arrested and jailed but he also gets to be EXTREMELY ONLINE where we can mock him until his heart finally throws in the towel.

Pat is 100% the type of dude who would cry in jail even if he knew he was getting out the next day. When the nurse comes and asks you if you're suicidal at A&D he'd say yes.

 

[guest]

i ThOuGhT i WoUlD bE hEaRd

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It can't be stated enough how bad he's fucked his own world up. He ruined his life because he refused to admit that he's fat and that Norm Macdonald is funny.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

He is so wordy. Sick burn Pat.

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A simple "you'll be broke if niggers don't kill you" would have sufficed

 

[Safka's Enticer]

Is he wearing makeup or is that just some gook Instagram filter?

Social media expert @captain_kamala , comment?

His face his so fat his cheeks and brow cast a natural eye shadow

 

[RobertMewler]

He wouldn’t be locked up for long. It’s not like you go to prison for this sort of thing, he’d be in jail until he gets bailed out and has a court date set. So a short stay in the pokey would be the best of both worlds. We get to make fun of him for getting arrested and jailed but he also gets to be EXTREMELY ONLINE where we can mock him until his heart finally throws in the towel.

I've read that in some cases the bail is set at the amount of the debt lol.

Edit: Here's the source and quote:

If the creditor can't legally access your money or possessions, they might instigate a debtor's examination, where they can ask you a bunch of questions. If you don't show up, the court can “find you in civil contempt.” The court interprets your absence as disobeying orders, and you have to pay up or go to jail.

If you choose prison, you'll stay until you pay the bond — which will probably be the amount you owe.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I've read that in some cases the bail is set at the amount of the debt lol.

Edit: Here's the source and quote:

Oh dear, that's not looking good for the Pigman.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Should have left it alone. sniff

 

[guest]

I've never cum to another guy before. Genuinely. I'd tell you if I have.

But if he gets a mugshot, I will jerk off to that mugshot. I won't be able to help myself.

 

[stealthygeek]

I keep thinking about when Josiah said, "Keep ruining your life, you fat faggot!"

You didn't have to actually do it, Pat.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I still suffer rib damage when I think of Josiah's supervisor mentioning to Josiah that Fatrick was a FAT FAGGOT WITH BITCH TITS.

 

[guest]

I can definitely see a murder/prison or a murder/suicide by cop scenario in the near future for our piglet. The police body cam footage will be rib shattering.

You think big, my friend.

 

[guest]

I keep thinking about when Josiah said, "Keep ruining your life, you fat faggot!"

You didn't have to actually do it, Pat.

St. Josiah is a wise man and the Milwaukee Arsonist simply listened. Also, Pat you shouldn’t have burned down Hooligans. It was wrong that you did that.

 

[FamilyDollar]

I’m starting to think this man may have a retardation problem.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

You know he's going to be looking at anyone in the pews thinking these are all stlaker childs

 

[FranksWirecutters]

You know he's going to be looking at anyone in the pews thinking these are all stlaker childs

Can someone wait outside and pay one them $20 to cough child a few times? As a social experiment.

 

[guest]

I've never cum to another guy before. Genuinely. I'd tell you if I have.

But if he gets a mugshot, I will jerk off to that mugshot. I won't be able to help myself.

He’s probably got more than one out there already, we just have to find them.

 

[guest]

But is your driver seat being held together with bailing wire?

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Pigger-rigged

 

[guest]

Just makes me mad that Pat stole $17,000 from an innocent man. He's a thief and he belongs in prison.