ANNOUNCEMENT (Debtor's exam summons)

[TorqueWheeler]

Pats not worried. Its baseball season! Instead of getting his legal exam in order he would rather drink and ponder a possible playoff berth.

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[guest]

He’s probably got more than one out there already, we just have to find them.

As you do it blurt out,’ You made me this way, Patrick! You made me this way!’

 

[guest]

Just makes me mad that Pat stole $17,000 from an innocent man. He's a thief and he belongs in prison.

I assure you, little one. He won’t do well there.

 

[guest]

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Nightmare fuel. Looks like if Natalie from Facts of Life played Michael Meyers.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You know he's going to be looking at anyone in the pews thinking these are all stlaker childs

I hope somebody laughs at something and he flips the fuck out like the little bagel boss guy.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

like the little bagel boss guy.

Didn't it turn out that it was staged?

 

[FatPatsBaps]

I'm calling it now.

Shane Nokes is the mole. I don't know if Shane Nokes is a real person, or maybe he's a funster using someone else's information (felony impersonation), but during his spat against Owen Forums this "Shane Nokes" gained Rick's trust and has all this juicy info on his debtor's exam. Kinda suspicious how he popped in out of nowhere, and then abruptly stopped engaging with us.

Or maybe I'm just retarded.

 

[Stent]

“I didn’t want to bring them up but they’ve given me nothing but problems.”
Full circle lol.

There's very little recourse, America. Be very careful.



Brother Joe comprehended the law and its limitations better than Pat. He knew more about how his contract worked and what the outcome was likely to be. Even now, after Pat has been in the courtroom several times and hired a few different lawyers, Joe is the one who has the brains to realize that chasing internet ghosts is pointless. That's hilarious.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Didn't it turn out that it was staged?

I don't think so. Some tall guy puts him on his ass at the end of that video and he ended up having a rage-induced stroke that left him in a wheelchair. He also stalked Mary Jean after meeting her on Jim and Sam and then freaked out and called her a whore because she wouldn't fuck him. If the guy was doing a bit, he took it all the way.

 

[guest]

He also stalked Mary Jean after meeting her on Jim and Sam and then freaked out and called her a whore because she wouldn't fuck him.

Wasn't that Jim Norton?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Wasn't that Jim Norton?

Norton and the bagel boss are basically the same guy. They were probably separated at birth.

 

[guest]

Norton and the bagel boss are basically the same guy. They were probably separated at birth.

Norton had the guy on his show so much because he related to him. And also because he finally found someone he could feel superior next to.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I've read that in some cases the bail is set at the amount of the debt lol.

Edit: Here's the source and quote:

Pat would HATE someone giving him orders. The main tenets of a good lolcow is Narcissism, lack of self awareness and willingness to act this way very publicly. I think pat is just smart enough to show up to avoid eating a contempt charge. That said he is a smooth brain who thinks the legal system is like sorcery and saying the right words makes you win. When that fails he'll start to get pissy. He's a narcissist which is why he has to constantly lie to make it seem like he's in charge of his life and things around them. Like with Josiah, once he realizes he's not in control and is forced to do something he doesn't want to, he'll blow his stack and do something dumb to get himself in trouble. I don't think he has the balls for violence but his tantrum will have consequences

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I've never cum to another guy before. Genuinely. I'd tell you if I have.

But if he gets a mugshot, I will jerk off to that mugshot. I won't be able to help myself.

Patrick Mugshot Cum Tributes could be a good bit

 

[Honey Badger]

Patrick Mugshot Cum Tributes could be a good bit

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Fucking ribs

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat hates when he cant filter the information and try to control the narrative.

 

[guest]

Pat hates when he cant filter the information and try to control the narrative.

But what he can filter is krill from several cubic tons of seawater.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

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At this point I'd rather motorboat your tits than Mrs. Honey Badger's

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Pat is so clueless he’s joined the ranks of other retarded rubes who attempted to bounce on court ordered sanctions like Alabama fan and tree poisoner Harvey Updyke.