I wonder what kind of beer the new husband drinks. I want to send him a case as a wedding gift
He drinks what his dad drank from the brewery his uncle worked in.
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I wonder what kind of beer the new husband drinks. I want to send him a case as a wedding gift
Hamsters make better fathers than Fatso.Still both are >>>>>>>Rick
Hamsters make better fathers than Fatso.
It's not really an achievement anyone should feel worth mentioning, let alone celebrating.
I think they do actuallyDon’t hamsters eat their own babies?
I think they do actually
Does he look like a fag? You already know he drinks Pabst or Old Milwaukee then.I wonder what kind of beer the new husband drinks. I want to send him a case as a wedding gift
I can’t imagine having to specify whether or not anything is complementary at a weddingNo Bud Lite? Guess coloreds aren't welcome.
I can't imagine needing to specify which shitty beers I'll be serving for free at a wedding.
I never realized our boy has a Big Show tattoo.Right now he's brushing off his best Milwaukee tools baseball cap. The big day. Got to look good.
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Sometimes you have a wedding at a coffee house and have to explain the t-shirts aren't free, they're only for the wedding party.I can’t imagine having to specify whether or not anything is complementary at a wedding
“Poor man north of Portage.”Their first dance is going to be to "Try That In A Small Town."
Hair like ramen noodles.
So, Ade is basically friendless, right?
Holy shit that is what that is. This loser has the Goldberg tribal tat on one arm and the Big Show tiger on the other. I bet wrestling has influenced every aspect of this bum's life.I never realized our boy has a Big Show tattoo.
Seems like they both are. The entire wedding party is their family members.So, Ade is basically friendless, right?
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