Annabelle gets a new daddy TOMORROW

[NoBacon]

The only weddings I’ve been to were people in their early to mid 20e and there was a really palpable sense of something important happening, something meaningful.

When you’re a widow and it’s your third husband, there’s none of that. It’s like attending a formal contract signing or some other tax arrangement. What’s the point? There’s no way she’s being walked down the aisle and her father thinks anything emotional is occuring. He’s probably hoping the next time he gives her away it’s not to another fat Wisconsin drunk.

When my friends and family got married, there was emotion in the air, you felt it when they were looking at each other and exchanging vows. This is obviously just a marriage of quick convenience for a single mother, she can’t feel anything when she looks at him.

I’ve been invited to the weddings of people getting remarried and I don’t go for this reason.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Wisconsin is shitting the bed against Wazzou. Might end on a sour note at the wedding party tonight.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Wisconsin is shitting the bed against Wazzou. Might end on a sour note at the wedding party tonight.

The guy is a Bears fan so Im not sure he cares about Wisconsin college ball.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

The guy is a Bears fan so Im not sure he cares about Wisconsin college ball.

Adrienne is from Badger nation. She was hawking Badger gear from her house outside of Portage!

Pretty sure many attendees are Badger fans. Joe is an outlier in Central Wisconsin lol.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Adrienne is from Badger nation. She was hawking Badger gear from her house outside of Portage!

Pretty sure many attendees are Badger fans. Joe is an outlier in Central Wisconsin lol.

That was all PCJ old shit. She is one of those wifes that just root for whatever her guy likes. She dont give a shit.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

That was all PCJ old shit. She is one of those wifes that just root for whatever her guy likes. She dont give a shit.

Kinda weird Jon would be a Badger fan being from Rhode Island and Pennsylvania originally. Figured he would been a Penn State fan

 

[More Worser]

What's any of that got to do with making fun of Ade and her shitkicker husband to be?

You bashed them for being White trash. What, there aren’t enough people bashing Whites for your liking?

 

[More Worser]

linger longer.
you're making yourself look like a fucking asshole.

I almost fucked the Wellingtons as badly as Fat

He took the biggest short cuts by not doing the duxelles and used cheap ham. Exactly. I did this because it was a good friend's birthday and I thought what the hell, I'll try to do a special meal for them. Bought the 100 quid fillet of beef, the Parma ham, did the duxelles. Didn't come out...

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“I assume that, like myself, you care what these people think of you”
Rib tickling faggot

 

[Harry's Enticer]

I bet they have great photos to look at

 

[guest]

You bashed them for being White trash. What, there aren’t enough people bashing Whites for your liking?

You're kidding, right

 

[More Worser]

You're kidding, right

Guess how I know your woman is brown.

 

[More Worser]

Guess how I know your woman is brown.

Nonwhite is as predictable as Fatrick. The only thing missing is a bitter, perfunctory car crash from @Okay Terryfic! .

 

[guest]

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Nonwhite is as predictable as Fatrick. The only thing missing is a bitter, perfunctory car crash from @Okay Terryfic! .

The untermensch cries out in pain while he @s you

 

[More Worser]

The untermensch cries out in pain while he @s you

>Sees me get dozens of ribs for using "untermensch"
>Sees me get dozens of ribs for creatively making a reference to "cries out in pain as he strikes you"
>Is unoriginal

Many such cases.

 

[More Worser]

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Nonwhite is as predictable as Fatrick. The only thing missing is a bitter, perfunctory car crash from @Okay Terryfic! .

I thought you were being funny by car crashing this post. Now I see that you're just as knee-jerk reflexively stupid as Patrick. My mistake.

 

[guest]

I thought you were being funny by car crashing this post. Now I see that you're just as knee-jerk reflexively stupid as Patrick. My mistake.

You're the last person to give an opinion on funny. You seethe and you whine about muh race - that's your whole bit.

 

[More Worser]

You're the last person to give an opinion on funny. You seethe and you whine about muh race - that's your whole bit.

>Seethes
>Misrepresents me
>Doesn't realize there's no humor in it whatsoever

That IS funny, but accidentally and at your own expense. NoT smarT aT all, child.

 

[guest]

I pooped my diaper and the smell is your fault!

 

[More Worser]

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Very funny and original, stupit. It's everyone else who's seething, NOT you, right?