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God damn that is a terrible tattoo.Right now he's brushing off his best Milwaukee tools baseball cap. The big day. Got to look good.
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God damn that is a terrible tattoo.Right now he's brushing off his best Milwaukee tools baseball cap. The big day. Got to look good.
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The reception will be hosted at the dumpster behind the AutoZone Joe works at.No Bud Lite? Guess coloreds aren't welcome.
I can't imagine needing to specify which shitty beers I'll be serving for free at a wedding.
Because Dan Whitney is a savvy observer and knew exactly to whom he was pandering.Why does this guy look like Larry The Cable Guy so fucking much
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I wish Carol was still here to explain how it's a coded gay thing for being a closeted power bottom.God damn that is a terrible tattoo.
Absolutely. Probably asked for it on the invitations. They don't have a registry anywhere.I just don’t understand. Why not just live together?RapunzelAdrienne has the morals and religion of an aardvark and she’s done this twice already. Is this just a scam to get wedding gifts (cash)?
You mean going from the effeminate pseudo intellectual Pigger to actual manly men?She has a type
Damn she is a pasty bitch, I think she is too white for me, get some sun bitchRight now he's brushing off his best Milwaukee tools baseball cap. The big day. Got to look good.
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Jon was a fat nerd who played with toys. This guy is just dirty and low class which gives the illusion of masculinity.You mean going from the effeminate pseudo intellectual Pigger to actual manly men?
Still both are >>>>>>>RickJon was a fat nerd who played with toys. This guy is just dirty and low class which gives the illusion of masculinity.
How long before she's putting foundation over arm bruises?Jon was a fat nerd who played with toys. This guy is just dirty and low class which gives the illusion of masculinity.
If she wears cowboy boots I'll barf
That could be anything from a box of old paint cans to 100's of dollars of hunting equipment and power toolsWrong. Adrienne's got at least $60 worth of used stuff
Which Ted Nugent song will the bride be walking down the aisle to?
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