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Their first dance is going to be to "Try That In A Small Town."
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He looks like an obese Shawn Michaels.Right now he's brushing off his best Milwaukee tools baseball cap. The big day. Got to look good.
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The tiger or the cowboy boot?God damn that is a terrible tattoo.
The worst part is that this isn't even a joke.Their first dance is going to be to "Try That In A Small Town."
I'm on pins and needles waiting to see if Joe gets married in that Milwaukee Tools hat. I hope not because I'm dying to see what this nigga's scalp looks like.
Instead Dan drove to Hooligan's to play with some dolls at the bar. Really makes you think.There was like a 2 week window after PCJ died where a brothaman could've dropped by a dive bar in Portage and done it just for the story.
Fuck.
Probably well before that.There was like a 2 week window after PCJ died where a brothaman could've dropped by a dive bar in Portage and done it just for the story.
Fuck.
I'm guessing bird shit she hasn't noticed yet
I was talking about the hats, but your thing is funnier.You mean going from the effeminate pseudo intellectual Pigger to actual manly men?
I got next Sunday Kamalaster!Any bets on how long it will be before the dress and shoes end up on Facebook marketplace?
Someone from her family will whisper "I wouldn't trust that bitch to pick her nose correctly."
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