It is entirely possible (albeit not in their characters) that they really did plan to pay but are so fucking broke they couldn’t even afford whatever they agreed on.
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Amortization documents are apparently incoming #StayTuned
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The fact that they both signed it and couldn’t even be bothered to make ONE payment shows these two are complete shit people. Niki and her retard husband are children when it comes to adult responsibilities, she’s probably thinking her mom will bail them out any day now because it’s what she’s used to and Pat told her they aren’t paying so she went along with it. They are the worst people.
Check the dates, child. The 1000 bucks was for the original amortization plan that Pat failed to pay for. Now that deal's off the table and he's back on the hook for the full $37,000 again, payment of which to be determined and pursued by Quasi's legal team who are unlikely to be in an accommodating mood.
Im wondering if he convinced Niki they don’t have to pay and figure Niki’s mom will bail them out once things get serious. All they’re doing is wasting others peoples time and money.
Please tell me this means he loses Susan and the hovel.
I’m starting to wonder if he actually convinced Niki the swatting would lead to a major payday from the MPD and would solve all their problems.
This is maximum oopsie doodles territory. He definitely had a freakout about not paying his abusers and now we are here.
He would say hit me with a 20 at blackjack. What a brilliant move to think you could sue the MPD and it would solve all your problems.
Could be this, Pat has been telling Niki his next big contract will be coming any day now for years and refuses to get a job. That or they just assume Niki’s mom will step in once things get serious.
I think he’s relying on Niki’s mom to bail them out once things get real serious. She hasn’t yet so they didn’t even bother to pay in hopes she will jump in and solve all their problems since they are two children yet in their 40s
I'm no lawyer but it seems to me that, now that the ball's back in the creditor's court, they'll move to have a full examination of Pat & Nikki's assets as the first step (I'm a bit out of the loop but I'm pretty sure Rikki managed to dodge that before by agreeing to the amortization), and then file motions to seize or liquidate those assets to pay back the debt. I'm not sure how much say Pat would have in this but I would imagine it's very little.
Again, this complete fucking IMBECILE had the perfect chance to get off easy with a reasonable monthly bill and no bankruptcy or humiliations like having all his financials pried in and property taken from him. Now we're at the point where repomen are likely to get involved and there's gonna be serious repercussions to ignoring court orders.
Oh come on now! Someone on Reddit really just texted those documents to his mother in law? That’s really taking things too far
Patrick has willed the tow-truck into reality. I fuckin love it. Stupid pig.