Still would eat her old ass.
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
All fawkin in wit da crows
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Have you ever struck one with your paddle?
No but if one ever gets right up in my shit I totally will. The beavers are worse once those faggots start coming out all day. They're pricks about how they fuck with you too. You'll think they're in one spot but and then they'll surface right beside the kayak and smash their tail down on the water and jumpscare you. And they'll follow you and keep doing it until you're out of what they consider their turf.
One time my buddy almost smacked a sleeping duck for no reason. I'd usually be pissed and be like "why the fuck did you do that?" But I didn't know what was going on at first and the visual of him creeping up holding his paddle up over his head and bringing it down like a cartoon mallet was hilarious and made me laugh. Just barely missed the poor thing, it had no idea he was there.
Be careful with the beavers. Some dude in Hungary got bitten by one in the leg, severed his artery and he died.
Not a crow, but you can probably train one to do exactly the same thing.
Craig has only brought me garbage so far, but I guess he thinks it's cool stuff.
Craig has only brought me garbage so far, but I guess he thinks it's cool stuff.
Yeah it happens. I have a few spots on the river where I like to stop and get out and stretch out, take a piss and do some shore fishing and I swear the fucking beavers set up shop in my favourite one just to fuck with me particularly. They hate me and I hate them, they're lucky I don't literally blow their shit up. Now I have a new spot but I have to stand in the water and for big dopey cocksuckers they can really sneak up on you, I'm always half afraid of getting bit because I'd bleed out before I got anywhere for help.
Also, the same buddy who almost whacked the duck was following a beaver around taking pictures of it and I told him a couple times to back off of it because it was smashing it's tail and getting pissed and it came up head first out of the water at his arm. In my head, whenever I think about it I remember the thing roaring like a lion when it lunged at him. Then it just went back under and disappeared.
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Craig has brought me 2 things so far. One is a ball of aluminum foil that was likely in the trash, but it's perfectly round so he must have thought it was useful. He also brought the shell of a ball point pen. I have both items in my glove box where they're safe.
Both were left next to my bag when I was feeding the others. He knows I have food in my bag and he's the only one brave enough to go next to it.
That sounds awesome.
It made feel all proud and stuff. It's nuts to think that he must have found these items, thought they were useful in some way to me because he probably seen another human using those items, stashed those items somewhere, seen me, recovered the items from where they were stashed, and brought them to my bag.
That's a lot of brainpower for some bird. They're very intelligent.
They remember faces, be nice to crows.
If I had a crow I would train it to bring me used panties. I like rape.
They have the brainpower of a seven year old child. There was some series on YouTube where one of Steve Rinella's buddies would hunt and cook game with a guest hunter that you generally wouldn't eat and try to make it taste good.
He did one where he made crow pie and the other guy refused to hunt with him and while they were prepping everything kept making a point of how disgusted he was that the other guy actually killed crows. "You killed something with the mind of a seven year old human child. Congratulations."
Ultimately they both said crow pie is shockingly really good though but the one guy clearly felt dirty about it.
They absolutely pass information on to their offspring. When Craig first approached me he still had pink in the corner of his mouth so he was fresh out of the nest. I went to feed the group and he walked up with his wings flapping in the way he would be approaching a parent for food. The other crows were cawing at him, but none of them swooped down at me. They eventually quieted down and he was still a few feet away making noises at me and eventually flew away off to group. Over the course of a few weeks he and other other juveniles would be in the grass looking like they were wrestling each other. This is all within a few feet of me. They definitely feel some level of safety around me and probably know I'm not a threat.
I love the little guys.
My chick has crows tattooed on her tits.
Islamic lore states crows showed man how to bury evidence (murdered victim) The first human burial was inspired by seeing a crow bury a piece of bone...slick lil creatures.
Dude, they have many documentary on the intelligence of them. In Europe we have their cousins called magpies who been known to ring doorbells to get treats. Where are there crows by you? We just have pigeons here and you've motivated me to feed them too.
Me too.
I've seen videos of mags in Australia and their vocalizations are interesting.
I have a park nearby and along a river. They hang out there in a group of at least 20. No other birds in the area beside mourning doves and the crows tend to chase them out of the park especially when they're foraging on the grass for food.
I don't see many pigeons down here, but when i was a kid in Boston I fed pigeons and had a neighbor who had a coop in his yard and I used to watch how he treated them like a house pet. Loved birds my whole life and definitely loved crows the most because of how smart, social, and curious they are.
I'm definitely taking up your hobby of feeding wild birds. My son's are still too young for a dog and I need to connect with nature again in this rotten city now that I'm back.
Sheryl Crow in the music video for Picture.
She needs to get the mole removed.