Ah, the yearly " winter sucks" post

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

This faggot lives in America. If you hate the winter, you have the freedom to live in one of the dozens of states where snow never falls. If he were Russian Pat, or Canadian Pat, I could maybe understand, since there is no escaping snow and winter anywhere in the country. But any Americans bitching about winter should euthanize themselves.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

This faggot lives in America. If you hate the winter, you have the freedom to live in one of the dozens of states where snow never falls. If he were Russian Pat, or Canadian Pat, I could maybe understand, since there is no escaping snow and winter anywhere in the country. But any Americans bitching about winter should euthanize themselves.

He should move to South Carolina next door to a colored fellow who also likes guns, beer, and trannies.

 

[MonsterSteve]

You won't leave because you're lazy and fat. It's not like you have a job that's keeping you or your roommate there.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You won't leave because you're lazy and fat. It's not like you have a job that's keeping you or your roommate there.

I wonder what blue state he would move to.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

Pat would have emptied the larder before the first snowflake fell on the hedge maze.

He is Jack Torrance. They are both shitty writers and alcoholics with a desire to murder their wives and children. Also one killed a black man and another allegedly did the same.

 

[guest]

I would have thought one of the best things, maybe the best thing, about being an American is that it's a huge country with pretty much every type of climate and geography on the planet and that you're free to move within it and live where you like. Want to live by the ocean? Take your pick. Like mountains, forests and lakes? Try Montana etc. Hate the cold? Move to Clearwater, FL. Can't hack living independently there? You can always move back to Wisconsin and live off a mother figure!

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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The whole world? It's literally summer in half of it right now. I'm sorry you're cripplingly stupid, child.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Why did I move back to this state again?

Because you got cucked by your ex wife and best friend, Patrick. Remember?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

He hates winter because Niki straddles the heating vents and the whole house smells like fish.

 

[SFWA liaison]

doesn't snow: LE CLIMATE CHANGE, WHITE PEOPLE ARE TO BLAME!

snows: SIGH, I'M SO UNIQUE AND SPECIAL, I LIVE SOMEWHERE SNOWY, PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION

he has an autistic repetition tweet for every circumstance

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

He is Jack Torrance. They are both shitty writers and alcoholics with a desire to murder their wives and children. Also one killed a black man and another allegedly did the same.

I forgot who made this but thanks for the rib damage.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I literally meant to be literal

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat hates winter because he can’t afford to heat his place

 

[RobertMewler]

That sidewalk outside the half house better be shoveled and salted or else the city is going to hear about it. Chop, chop porky!

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I hope Pat's keeping an eye on the street so if any minority women crash their car into a snowbank he and a diverse cast of neighborhood characters can converge and shovel them out.

 

[EraGodless]

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His neighborhood is depressing to look at. I can't imagine actually living there-

 

[EraGodless]

This shit annoys the fuck out of me. He has barely anything to shovel. I have a driveway big enough that I should probably buy a snowblower or a fourwheeler with a plow or one of those Jeremy Renner machines, but I shovel it. I also get a lot more snow than him.

Seriously, he has that little pad that he parks on, his walkway and the sidewalk in front of his house. That's like five minutes of shoveling.

Tbf, Pat would be a prime candidate for having a heart attack while he was shoveling snow.

 

[Harry's Enticer]

This faggot lives in America. If you hate the winter, you have the freedom to live in one of the dozens of states where snow never falls. If he were Russian Pat, or Canadian Pat, I could maybe understand, since there is no escaping snow and winter anywhere in the country. But any Americans bitching about winter should euthanize themselves.

Especially given that he grew up in Wisconsin, which just goes to show Mama Raven's special boy never had to do any chores. Kyle was the one shoveling the driveway with dad

 

[Carl Winslow]

Just looking at those photos you can smell the niggers that live there.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I'm sorry if you're one of those people, but I really hate warm climate types who can't think of any greater thing in the world than to go on a cruise or sip fruity drinks on the beach. It especially annoys me when that sippin' coconuts and socks with sandals rube is pat, who likes to flex his backcountry wisconsin cred and claim he was a skilled skier growing up but he bitches about a couple inches of snow that will probably melt in a week.

What I mean is kill yourself, Pat. And be sure and drive up to minnesota and slit your girlfriend Paul's wrists for him.