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Bragging about having off-street parking. Six figure author ladies and gentlemen.
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Ah, the yearly " winter sucks" post
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"car alarms went off due to the snowplow"
"UPS drivers had a discussion"
"a biker parade drove past my house"
"it snowed"
riveting reports from North Oakland street, thank god he's there to document these momentous occurrences
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Listen stlaker, if pat isnt twitching at his curtains every 5 mins looking for stlakers or SWATT teams he wouldn't have noticed that poor muslim women having car issues. Pat could then summon the multi ethnic Avengers of Oakland Ave. for a heroic save in record time.
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He was bitching about it not being wintry enough not two weeks ago. STFU, pigger.
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The other thing all of the other houses on Patrick's Street has that he doesn't is tenants.
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Its covered in snow while to get the "patina". So it looks more rustic.
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In short, you can be useless and housebound in warmer climes.
Beat me to it. They are rootless. Go where the weather and taxes are amenable. I kinda get not thinking of moving (been there), but he’s been to WI to FL to Win again. Go to TX, AZ, NM.
In short, you can be useless and housebound in warmer climes.
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No (he’s not earning good money as anything since the COVID gibs went away)
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Pat thinks he is ahead of the game living in WI. He thinks global warming will turn Milwaukee into the most sought after place to own a home and his home will be worth millions. He thinks he is ahead of the game and is set up for a fortune.
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No, he makes between shit and next to nothing, despite his lies to the contrary. Even if you believe he got a six figure advance, it was for three books over like five years, do the math. And his awful books don't earn out.
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Ha. Tard. He might be right, but by a factor of many thousand of years. He’ll be dead within 10.
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"Winters getting milder by the year."
It'll be like the Caribbean in no time!
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Dont forget that since he refi'd his house he might have $20k into it and owes the bank the rest while having to pay off that LOLsuit. Its going to be a long time until he actually owns it and you make a valid point that his health could either end it all or create another massive bill to deal with.
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quasi has a lien on the hovel. He ain’t moving anywhere until that’s lifted, which will cost him $29k plus whatever trailing fees he’ll manage to rack up.
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Is that his shitbox? Haha. Nice irreparable rust and weather damage every year, you garageless piece of shit. What happened to Pat's car port project? Too much like work. Easier to blend some store bought habanero peppers in vinegar and pretend you have a small organic hot sauce business instead
"Winters getting milder by the year."
It'll be like the Caribbean in no time!
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His growing coat of blubber will keep him warmer and warmer every year.