ACTION PAT IS BACK - explains the REAL reason he had a police escort

[Slackjawed Cow]

I gotta hand it to Hildy, he really doesn’t seem scared of Boomia.

I once antagonized an Asian street racing crew online because I felt invincible. They showed up to a place I was at and I barely escaped. Sometimes people call your bluff. Hildy must be up on his Krav Maga and aikido.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He might still be drunk
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I don't know, look at how bulked up prime Pat years was, I think he would have easily beaten Tyson

 

[guest]

If you say "EXONERATED DAN MULLEN! EXONERATED DAN MULLEN!" in the "MANIACAL CHRIS BENOIT" voice it's a lot of fun.

And his compensated equiteeee

 

[Brooke Shields]

 

[Suetonius]

Actually I needed a police escort because i’m so emotionally voilitle i would have killed you in that court room.

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

I don't know, look at how bulked up prime Pat years was, I think he would have easily beaten Tyson

I know Patrick never lies, but it looks like he's put on quite a bit of weight since then

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

Erik Hildeman really simps hard for Pat and it’s kind of sad really because Pat genuinely seems to consider him as less than shit on his shoe. Erik really hasn’t gained anything from his campaign to defend Pat other than expose himself as a pedophile defender and associated his name with a guy who has become a joke that no publisher wants to involve themselves with. Did he really think Pat was his ticket to becoming a published author?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I don't know, look at how bulked up prime Pat years was, I think he would have easily beaten Tyson

Pretty hilarious how insecure he still is at 43 years old.

 

[Officer Chase]

I gotta hand it to Hildy, he really doesn’t seem scared of Boomia.

I once antagonized an Asian street racing crew online because I felt invincible. They showed up to a place I was at and I barely escaped. Sometimes people call your bluff. Hildy must be up on his Krav Maga and aikido.

Remember that episode of the Sopranos with Bruce Altman? He thinks there aren't ways to stay within the law and fuck with him, despite seeing the whole Patrick thing. He's in Mensa, but not very smart.

 

[Nana's stent]

 

[Guest]

Gotta say, I've lost a bit of respect for you after finding out some gooks nearly got you.

It was one of the wildest things I ever saw and I only escaped a royal ass beating by pure luck.

They rolled up 30 deep in Supras, Hayabusas, R1s, an NSX, every vehicle had ground lighting and a body kit, this was around 2003.

The “leader” of the crew had some kind of blog about his awesome life. Traveling, tons of money, hot chicks. Hating-ass me would leave anonymous comments calling him a faggot and stuff.

When they found me I felt like Doc Brown with the Libyans.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Actually I needed a police escort because i’m so emotionally voilitle i would have killed you in that court room.

I was wondering what mental gymnastics he had to tell himself after that day in court so he could feel like he didnt lose on a massive level. The drunken hero fantasy scenarios that have gone through his head must be fantastic. Im sure he told Niki " Good thing the bailiff was there because I was going to tear his head off." When in reality he couldnt even make eye contact.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Who the fuck does he pretend he was fighting anyway? He grew up in some redneck town with a bunch of giant farm boys. Not a great idea to be fighting those people. Now he lives near the ghetto in one of the most violent cities in America. Is he fighting the local jigs? That seems like an even worse idea…

Pat you have never lived in some affluent suburb where this could possibly happen without serious consequences.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Felony tweeting!

More oinks

 

[Brooke Shields]

It was one of the wildest things I ever saw and I only escaped a royal ass beating by pure luck.

They rolled up 30 deep in Supras, Hayabusas, R1s, an NSX, every vehicle had ground lighting and a body kit, this was around 2003.

The “leader” of the crew had some kind of blog about his awesome life. Traveling, tons of money, hot chicks. Hating-ass me would leave anonymous comments calling him a faggot and stuff.

When they found me I felt like Doc Brown with the Libyans.

this is infinitely more interesting than Fatrick and Fat Jack

how did they find you? Did you say "Meet me here faggots, see what happens"

 

[guest]

His life is the first quarter of a Rocky movie on repeat. He pretends like its the end credits though.

 

[guest]

That's because I posted this in the Jackie keynote thread, he reads us all day long. I am again sorry I said patposting is dead, he was so worried i'd stop he keeps using Hildy's faildoxx. I'm likely his best friend.

someone fat and teethless wrote this post

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Who the fuck does he pretend he was fighting anyway? He grew up in some redneck town with a bunch of giant farm boys. Not a great idea to be fighting those people. Now he lives near the ghetto in one of the most violent cities in America. Is he fighting the local jigs? That seems like an even worse idea…

Pat you have never lived in some affluent suburb where this could possibly happen without serious consequences.

Pats been a twerp his whole life. For a couple years he actually worked out to show Ade what shes missing out on, then got fat. At no point was pat physically intimidating. Since pat is a compulsive liar there is no way pat would ever share the truth/details about him getting his ass kicked. His fragile ego can handle accepting a loss.

 

[kingship75]

EXONERATED DAN MULLEN! and his clean toilets.View attachment 148887
BEE DIALIN, PEOPLE!

SIGNED! IN THE PACKAGE!

GEM MINT 10!

 

[Guest]

this is infinitely more interesting than Fatrick and Fat Jack

how did they find you? Did you say "Meet me here faggots, see what happens"

No. I was also antagonizing the entire crew on a message board for import cars in addition to the dude’s blog. I was constantly insulting everyone and basically pulling proto-Funster antics. They were saying shit like “when we see you we are going to beat your ass and make you eat your shoes bitch”, etc.

Long story short, they did some OSINT or whatever Jackie does and connected a user name to one I used on a different forum. On the other forum they discovered I would be attending a car meet up at a pizza place. This is my best guess how they found me.

On the night of, I walked out of the pizza place and got in my car to go get something from a gas station.

As I’m pulling in to the gas station across the street I see this fucking massive armada of cars and bikes pull in and block all the parking lot exits of the pizza place I was just at. All these fucking chinks leap out of their cars and off their bikes and rush into the pizza place. I immediately recognized several cars from their posts.

I actually saw them drag another white dude with shaggy hair outside, so they at least had some idea what I looked like at the time. I didn’t stick around to see what happened.

I drove home at 100+mph and immediately scrubbed all of my online presence since I didn’t know how much of my identity had been exposed. I spent the next week in a paranoid state and I never logged back on to any of those sites.