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ACTION PAT IS BACK - explains the REAL reason he had a police escort

FatPatsBaps

Charming, funny, and witty, atalker.
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The same could be said when he's able to get his faucet working for Niki.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Plus Mustang owners are retards. Go to a Cars and Coffee. If anything bad happens, like a failed burnout that leads to curved rims and a tow truck home etc, it's ALWAYS a mustang owner
When I lived near a huge cars and coffee basic mustangs like pats couldnt even get in because there were so many nicer cars. They had to park in the parking garage with all the other unremarkable cars. If pat entered his car into a car show people would just walk past it and not care.
 

Africa.com

An unfiltered retard
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When I lived near a huge cars and coffee basic mustangs like pats couldnt even get in because there were so many nicer cars. They had to park in the parking garage with all the other unremarkable cars. If pat entered his car into a car show people would just walk past it and not care.
They would wonder why someone brought their ratty daily driver and parked it by the nice cars
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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They would wonder why someone brought their ratty daily driver and parked it by the nice cars
There was only one way in and had to pass the approval of the guy at the entry. So the local scion club doesnt show up and take up 10 spots trying show off their undercar lights and new cold air intake.

Tons of classics and rare cars only

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Africa.com

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There was only one way in and had to pass the approval of the guy at the entry. So the local scion club doesnt show up and take up 10 spots trying show off their undercar lights and new cold air intake.

Tons of classics and rare cars only

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I'll bet you that not a single one of those "classics" had $150 of moulded plastic badging to set them apart
 

Slackjawed Cow

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Looks like he’s back up after passing out for a bit - time to oink!
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More accusing random people on twitter of his swattings just because they give him virtual wedgies. Im sure the people investigating his case just love seeing him falsely accusing people that pat doesnt even know the identity of let alone if they actually swatted him. It will really help his case when there are dozens of accusations that they probably easily looked into and were able to prove that Pat is crying wolf on anyone that talks shit to him on twitter.
 

TorquieTwoBeers

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Reality according to Pat:
  • The Owen A Forrems crew are dangerous cyberstalking criminals who have committed felonies including attempted murder, and the MPD and FBI is ferociously hunting them down
  • The problem is that most of the cyberstlakers are anonymous and aren't within the MPD's jurisdiction
  • Enter Dan Mullen, one of the few non-anonymous cyberstlakers. Problem is, he lives within Red Sawx Nation, so the MPD can't touch him. Unless...
  • Dan shows up in Milwaukee at Pat's contempt hearing, which he does. For some reason, the MPD and FBI do not have anyone present at Pat's public hearing, despite the fact that, according to Pat, his very life is in danger and he's constantly cyberstalked and the MPD has been waiting for just such an opportunity to bag them a cyberstlaker
  • Pat identifies at least two of his cyberstlakers at his hearing, but instead of arresting either of these high-profile felonious criminal masterminds, the MPD does nothing and instead escorts Pat away for fear that.... Pat will beat them up or something? Instead of just arresting Dan Mullen, like Pat has said will happen hundreds of times? "Don't worry, felony cyberstlaker Dan Mullen, we'll protect you from the person you have been SWAT-ing and trying to kill and escort the victim away from you to protect you. Have a nice day!!!!!!!"
I can't wait for the second, better lawsuit.
 
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I gotta hand it to Hildy, he really doesn’t seem scared of Boomia.

I once antagonized an Asian street racing crew online because I felt invincible. They showed up to a place I was at and I barely escaped. Sometimes people call your bluff. Hildy must be up on his Krav Maga and aikido.
Gotta say, I've lost a bit of respect for you after finding out some gooks nearly got you.
 
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