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ACTION PAT IS BACK - explains the REAL reason he had a police escort

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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He wishes he had something exotic that you don’t see often depending where you live (Ferrari, Lamborghini, etc) but he can’t afford anything close to that so he’s convinced himself he’s hairdresser car is the same thing. His levels of delusion are something else. I prob see 5-10 mustangs on my to and from work but he thinks it’s a very exclusive car.
Even Ant's mustang was the top of the line premium mustang was nothing to look at. If it passed me by on the road I wouldn't give it a 2nd glance. Sure the modded engine he had probably sounded amazing but looks alone both of their mustangs were nothing special.
 
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i was a grown man in my 20's doing that until I realized I was retarded. I guess Pat didn't get the memo of how stupid it sounds at 43.
Not a tough guy, but I had more than a couple of pub scraps in my late teens and early 20s. It's part of growing up in England, or at least it was before blacks and Asians started stabbing people instead. When you're young you stand up or you think you'll get run over. A guy I went to school with got killed by the pavement after some bullshit outside a nightclub. You realise it's dumb and never leads to anything good. At least most people do, and certainly before they're in their 40s. Pat's full of shit though. He acts like someone who's never even been punched in the face
 
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Won nearly all his fights? There is Pat lore to unlock about the fight he lost (excluding Owen A Forms and every legal battle within the last decade).

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Slackjawed Cow

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Even Ant's mustang was the top of the line premium mustang was nothing to look at. If it passed me by on the road I wouldn't give it a 2nd glance. Sure the modded engine he had probably sounded amazing but looks alone both of their mustangs were nothing special.
Ants mustang was a good model but the wheels were dogshit/tacky and made it look cheap. If he would have ditched those polished factory wheels it would have looked 10x better. They just didnt compliment the car at all and looked like cheap aftermarket junk from TireRack.

 

Officer Chase

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Won nearly all his fights? There is Pat lore to unlock about the fight he lost (excluding Owen A Forms and every legal battle within the last decade).

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He went from "won more than I lost" to "won them all" "to won nearly all of them". How many fights does a really dumb 20 something have? 10-15 max, by 30 you realize the risk and your diminishing strength in the future and stop that, but not tough guy Pat.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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Ants mustang was a good model but the wheels were dogshit/tacky and made it look cheap. If he would have ditched those polished factory wheels it would have looked 10x better. They just didnt compliment the car at all and looked like cheap aftermarket junk from TireRack.

True, some blacked out wheels would have looked tremendous on that car
Speaking of wheels, I hate Pats wheels, I don't know if he didnt upgrade them or that's the kind the original bullet had, but they look like shit
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Funny how Shane also claimed to be some big time street fighter yet “didn’t bother” with assault charges because he did so much damage and walked away without police involvement because thats 100% believable. He even claimed he chased a bus on foot, caught up to it, walked onto the bus, and punched the driver without getting in any trouble!
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Funny how Shane also claimed to be some big time street fighter yet “didn’t bother” with assault charges because he did so much damage and walked away without police involvement because thats 100% believable. He even claimed he chased a bus on foot, caught up to it, walked onto the bus, and punched the driver without getting in any trouble!
Shane also said that he can punch anything as hard as he wants because the nerves are dead in his left hand, like that would be some advantage. Diabetes is his superpower.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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True, some blacked out wheels would have looked tremendous on that car
Speaking of wheels, I hate Pats wheels, I don't know if he didnt upgrade them or that's the kind the original bullet had, but they look like shit
Those are factory and specific to that bullitt trim line. The style goes back to the 60s when they were made of magnesium by a company called American Racing. I personally dont mind them.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Shane also said that he can punch anything as hard as he wants because the nerves are dead in his left hand, like that would be some advantage. Diabetes is his superpower.
He called it a “meat hook” like that is something a big strong tough guy fighter would say. Kinda his psycho antics. I bet his family had him committed or something since it was clear he wasn’t right in the head.
 

Africa.com

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Even Ant's mustang was the top of the line premium mustang was nothing to look at. If it passed me by on the road I wouldn't give it a 2nd glance. Sure the modded engine he had probably sounded amazing but looks alone both of their mustangs were nothing special.
Plus Mustang owners are retards. Go to a Cars and Coffee. If anything bad happens, like a failed burnout that leads to curbed rims and a tow truck home etc, it's ALWAYS a mustang owner
 
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