ACTION PAT IS BACK - explains the REAL reason he had a police escort

[Tyrone McGibs]

Felony tweeting!
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More oinks
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Still can't get over how this fat ass nigga really thinks the feds are gonna give everyone who calls him a fat faggot with bitch on his public twitter account 25 to life at ADX Florence. This nigga's like a glitched NPC, "Enjoy prison, atalker."

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Holy shit he’s pissed
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People just throw cash offers at me all the time to buy my 15 year old car with close to 200k miles! That’s totally believable! He’s shit faced already - nobody gives A SHIT about an old mustang.

He could just as easily be talking about Niki here.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Gotta say, I've lost a bit of respect for you after finding out some gooks nearly got you.

They're tough in large numbers. Does anyone remember Vietnam?!

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

No. I was also antagonizing the entire crew on a message board for import cars in addition to the dude’s blog. I was constantly insulting everyone and basically pulling proto-Funster antics. They were saying shit like “when we see you we are going to beat your ass and make you eat your shoes bitch”, etc.

Long story short, they did some OSINT or whatever Jackie does and connected a user name to one I used on a different forum. On the other forum they discovered I would be attending a car meet up at a pizza place. This is my best guess how they found me.

On the night of, I walked out of the pizza place and got in my car to go get something from a gas station.

As I’m pulling in to the gas station across the street I see this fucking massive armada of cars and bikes pull in and block all the parking lot exits of the pizza place I was just at. All these fucking chinks leap out of their cars and off their bikes and rush into the pizza place. I immediately recognized several cars from their posts.

I actually saw them drag another white dude with shaggy hair outside, so they at least had some idea what I looked like at the time. I didn’t stick around to see what happened.

I drove home at 100+mph and immediately scrubbed all of my online presence since I didn’t know how much of my identity had been exposed. I spent the next week in a paranoid state and I never logged back on to any of those sites.

Fantastic story brotherman.

 

[kingship75]

I bet Matt Berry would be a brothaman.

 

[guest]

The only thing more pathetic than a grown man who regularly gets into fights is a grown man who pretends that he gets into fights. Fat.

I would get my ass kicked regularly in Jr. High. Literally on the ground with my ribs getting kicked. But I won't tell you my name or give you any acct information because I don't expect to be rewarded for past suffering. Nobody is going to hand me a prize because I was a faggot and got bullied. Did Biden guarantee that all faggots would all get rewarded for faggotry? I missed that part of the debates.

 

[Harry's Enticer]

Not a swatting od'd junkie or Pat victim.

That's the fucking joke linger longer retard. Since you're new here and totally not Boomia, Pat has been counting ambulances and fire responses to his retarded neighbors.

Now go and slovenly explain how Patreeky's name is a portmanteau of Patrick and Christina Ricci

 

[Officer Chase]

That's the fucking joke linger longer retard. Since you're new here and totally not Boomia, Pat has been counting ambulances and fire responses to his retarded neighbors.

Now go and slovenly explain how Patreeky's name is a portmanteau of Patrick and Christina Ricci

Aww sad faggot got triggered because I car crashed. I got your dumb joke, but a pat victim was better you crybaby.

 

[DominusOdium]

Won nearly all his fights? There is Pat lore to unlock about the fight he lost (excluding Owen A Forms and every legal battle within the last decade).

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With his belt buckle

 

[guest]

I won all my fights too. They all happened in my mind but I'm a real badass kung-fu guy in my mind. They never stood a chance.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He is going for a 100+ post day

 

[Africa.com]

Erik Hildeman really simps hard for Pat and it’s kind of sad really because Pat genuinely seems to consider him as less than shit on his shoe. Erik really hasn’t gained anything from his campaign to defend Pat other than expose himself as a pedophile defender and associated his name with a guy who has become a joke that no publisher wants to involve themselves with. Did he really think Pat was his ticket to becoming a published author?

It's even worse. He thought Pat was his ticket to being the den mother of some sort of Milwaukee SFF community. Pat would be the known literary name but Hildy would be the kingmaker. It's incredibly gay.

 

[CumiaPoodle]

Even Ant's mustang was the top of the line premium mustang was nothing to look at. If it passed me by on the road I wouldn't give it a 2nd glance. Sure the modded engine he had probably sounded amazing but looks alone both of their mustangs were nothing special.

Mustangs are gay unless it’s a horse then it’s Jewish.