You shouldn’t fly direct to location, you should fly to a railway station and then get a train to location. This is what progress looks like, child.

[guest]

i'm taking the train to tampa in a few weeks but im literally a nigger

Imagine taking the amtrak to tampa instead of a car.
Holy shit I could fuck you so easily
I have a mustang GT

 

[captain_kamala]

Imagine taking the amtrak to tampa instead of a car.
Holy shit I could fuck you so easily
I have a mustang GT

7 hours in a car vs 4 hours by train

 

[N64 Cube]

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He says the weirdest shit to people

 

[guest]

7 hours in a car vs 4 hours by train

Omg the cope

I nominate dougie to pile drive you (maybe even kiss you) , let’s all chip in (tskkk) and get him a flight to soflo, gang!

 

[captain_kamala]

Omg the cope

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I nominate dougie to pile drive you (maybe even kiss you) , let’s all chip in (tskkk) and get him a flight to soflo, gang!

my parents told me it was 7 hours and i believed them without looking into it. i'm dumb. anyone can drive me but id rather get food and booze on the train idk

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Aside from the huge cost and nearly impossible logistics, high speed rail in the US would be awesome. But here's Fat Pat making making dumb, illogical arguments in his typical extremely off-putting way. I swear he could take any premise and completely turn me off from it. Fat asshole could have me hating pizza in like three tweets.

 

[NoBacon]

i'm taking the train to tampa in a few weeks but im literally a nigger

Yeah you’re poor

 

[captain_kamala]

Yeah you’re poor

i get my comfortability with riding trains from living in europe for many years how many poor americans you know lived and went to school in europe
i'll hang up and wait for your answer

 

[NoBacon]

i get my comfortability with riding trains from living in europe for many years how many poor americans you know lived and went to school in europe
i'll hang up and wait for your answer

I’ve driven a similar journey before near enough, Orlando to Miami. It was nice, it didn’t take very long either. Driving over those cool Miami sea bridges is really nice, too.

Trains are for immigrants and Paul weimer’s.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Only high speed railing this fat fuck knows anything about is the type going on between DeShawn and Niki in the bedroom as he Torque-plays.

Trainhogging

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Panera Air Force FTW

 

[Jenna]

Saying a train ticket costs $40 when it's actually 4x that?

Vintage Torque Wheeler. That's why I follow automanic.co.

 

[wbgreen]

Pat wants trains because airports and security and every shitty part of flying remind him that he is nothing special, he's just like every other moron in the country and no one cares that he is Mama Raven's special boy.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

‘Boose Tracker, coal monkey. Born to a mother with Popeye forearms from using a handcar and a father that tied black children to railroad tracks. Conceived while my parents were watching Strangers on a Train through their neighbours window. Currently I need a train just to get to the fridge. Use trainopathic.co for all your train advice.

 

[Meownaw]

‘Boose Tracker, coal monkey. Born to a mother with Popeye forearms from using a handcar and a father that tied black children to railroad tracks. Conceived while my parents were watching Strangers on a Train through their neighbours window. Currently I need a train just to get to the fridge. Use trainopathic.co for all your train advice.

Them boys used to rail in the mud behind my house.

 

[NoBacon]

 

[Pat the Simp]

Faggot doesn't know where his electricity comes from. Train go brrrrr

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Yeah, let’s go backwards in time and use trains. Not to mention all the fucking coal we’d burn in order to power said trains. Fucking retard.

Burning coal reminds him of his Niki fetish

 

[Randal_X2]

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Mealon Rusk.

 

[guest]

Yeah, let’s go backwards in time and use trains. Not to mention all the fucking coal we’d burn in order to power said trains. Fucking retard.

FYI they stopped using coal steam engines like 100 years ago.

Edit: shit, Torque beat me to it. He’s too good