What the bloody hell brought this on?
Oh right, I've carried the muff eating torch for years now.
Carry on.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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You guys enjoy eating pussy?
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What the bloody hell brought this on?
Oh right, I've carried the muff eating torch for years now.
Carry on.
How's Gosia taste then?
Like a fresh Szarlotka.
I’ll be honest and say despite taking health class in HS I don’t understand the concept.
Sounds like a fancy bottle of vodka.
Only if they’re a squirter
Rare or well done?
Dan always makes it worth your while
Medium. Don't really dig the blood juice brotherman.
It's ok I guess. I'm not a big "sex guy"
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It's completely dependent on the woman, her scent, hygiene and your chemistry. It can be almost better than sex if those 4 factors tick. Great if 3 of them do. OK if 2. Bearable if 1.
If you're eating some fat bitch's pussy who you didn't even like in the first place and she's been dancing in the Ministry of Sound with you for 3 hours, you're excused for not enjoying the metallic fish buffet combo.
If you're eating some fat bitch's pussy who you didn't even like in the first place and she's been dancing in the Ministry of Sound with you for 3 hours, you're excused for not enjoying the metallic fish buffet combo.
Be careful with what you say bro. You don’t want to get kicked out of the Phil Collins Band.
Uncle Dan I thought you were a baccala man!? (That's a sopranos reference)
I hope Peter Gabriel finds you in a dark alley and kicks you right in the cunt.
Love youuuuuuuu.
I honestly have no idea who that is.
I had a full explanation written out of spite, but then I saw this picture and deleted everything:
If that doesn't look a Limey Joe Cumia to any of you, you're fucking daft.
He’s dressed like an executioner. Looks like a real fucking tool.I had a full explanation written out of spite, but then I saw this picture and deleted everything:
If that doesn't look a Limey Joe Cumia to any of you, you're fucking daft.
Tough to say who's worse.
Although, Joseph Cumia hasn't required a concert to be thrown to save him from complete financial ruin.
Yet.