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My "high school sweetheart" was a wonderful girlfriend and A+ communicator. She had a list of sex rules I had to follow (don't pull her hair, no anal, etc) but as long as I followed them I could fuck her whenever I felt like it. We'd be hanging out with friends watching a movie and I'd just pull her into someone's bathroom for 15 minutes.
Anyway she gave shitty head, because her mindset was "just fuck me dude". But I kind of got to this weird mental point about oral and basically told her that I wanted to get good at eating pussy, so I did. Then I went to college and that was kind of my line to take a flirty girl at a party home.
In my current tinder/bumble situation I'll do it as long as they take a shower and scrub it down. The good thing about ladies, in all my years on this earth I've never gone down on a girl and gotten "thanks, bye". 10% blowjob 90% fuck me, those dumb grateful sluts.
The alphabet game is fun. Lick uppercase A into her pussy until she says B, then lick uppercase B into her pussy until she says C. Most girls make it to G or H before they really wanna reciprocate.
Eating ass is a gimmick, honestly anal sex is a gimmick. Mouths and vaginas self-moisturize, buttholes are not designed for penetration. I've always found it a thousand times sexier in porn than in real life.
Anyway she gave shitty head, because her mindset was "just fuck me dude". But I kind of got to this weird mental point about oral and basically told her that I wanted to get good at eating pussy, so I did. Then I went to college and that was kind of my line to take a flirty girl at a party home.
In my current tinder/bumble situation I'll do it as long as they take a shower and scrub it down. The good thing about ladies, in all my years on this earth I've never gone down on a girl and gotten "thanks, bye". 10% blowjob 90% fuck me, those dumb grateful sluts.
The alphabet game is fun. Lick uppercase A into her pussy until she says B, then lick uppercase B into her pussy until she says C. Most girls make it to G or H before they really wanna reciprocate.
Eating ass is a gimmick, honestly anal sex is a gimmick. Mouths and vaginas self-moisturize, buttholes are not designed for penetration. I've always found it a thousand times sexier in porn than in real life.
