Ew! You like pussy. So many straight guys on the forum these days. Ugh.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice.
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal to a troll. The individual in the video is very obviously Patrick S. Tomlinson.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never submitted this video footage during any of his many media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
You guys enjoy eating pussy?
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No good can come from eating pussy.
Gotta give her a Lil taste of the thumb during it, Lil taste, that way when I give her my schlong she's like, "Woahhhh it's so much like your thumb!"
If they have a nice pussy, yeah. I don't want a mouthful of dangly labia and I don't want to smell any fucked up smells. If I do, I'm not eating that pussy.
Yes but under certain conditions, she can't stink and if it doesn't look like an Arby's roast beef and cheese, I'll do it.
I banged a highschool friend back in the day, she was friends with my friends and family and I liked her as a person a lot, but she had the most awful roast beef pussy, I couldn't bring myself to look at it, let alone eat it. This was in the 80s too, so she was super hairy* I can't.imagine what horrors awaited me if it was shaved.
* Hair doesn't bother me, in fact I prefer a little bush
I banged a highschool friend back in the day, she was friends with my friends and family and I liked her as a person a lot, but she had the most awful roast beef pussy, I couldn't bring myself to look at it, let alone eat it. This was in the 80s too, so she was super hairy* I can't.imagine what horrors awaited me if it was shaved.
* Hair doesn't bother me, in fact I prefer a little bush
I used to but now I just don’t care. I just wanna blow my load
Idk i disagree. I hate the idea of giving a woman pleasure. Disgusting entitled bitches. Just lay there and accept the sleep fuck.
That’s where I stand. I think there’s something almost gay about a guy too eager to eat pussy.
I remember reading that men would eat pussy as a means to dealing with premature ejaculation
who the fuck cares if you prematurely ejaculate....fucking is a race- whoever cums first wins
who the fuck cares if you prematurely ejaculate....fucking is a race- whoever cums first wins
I knew a half nigger hooker from school. Her first child’s father was a huge pos cocksucker always hated him. He went to jail for years then got out and died like 7 months later. She’s a piece of ass but fucking rudeee
I prefer a woman’s eggs to be scrambled.
"She already knows I egg on the top of your face!"
- Closing joke on Patrice O'Neal's Elephant in The Room
When not in the mood anything to do with sex is just silly and gross.
When the fog descends it's all I can focus on. If a girlfriend gets me when it's the furthest thing from my mind I really have to fake that it's what I want until the fog kicks in
When the fog descends it's all I can focus on. If a girlfriend gets me when it's the furthest thing from my mind I really have to fake that it's what I want until the fog kicks in
It gets old quick and then my neck hurts
This isn't cumtown.org or r/theadamfriedlandshow
I’ve looked back in horror on some of the pussy I have eaten over the years. Now I wouldn’t do it without a shower and knowing the broad well enough that my face won’t fall off.
Dirtiness and STDs aside, eating pussy and ass is great. If you have some broad that might not be into it start eating her pussy while she’s in doggy. Rooting around back there usually gets them to open up to the idea.
Dirtiness and STDs aside, eating pussy and ass is great. If you have some broad that might not be into it start eating her pussy while she’s in doggy. Rooting around back there usually gets them to open up to the idea.
