Anything with Star Wars sucks and Al a Palooza suck though
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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You ever realize how untalented Weird Al is?
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Runnin With Scissors sucked too
This shit right here though:
Oh FUCK no....they took down the version with the string section.....FUCK
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inspired me and my faggy friend to "write" parodies sniff
love the weird al
love the weird al
I'm gonna have to disagree.
Yall slept on Mr frump. He's never a chump or a tease.
me too.
"Give me three steps towards the door" became "Give me three cakes and a tort"
"Hello child, we have a new computer. It is DOS. What would you like to do 7 year old in 1996?"
"I believe I will become the next Weird Al and type it all out on this here machine"
My version of a Bar Mitzva was having to choose between seeing Weird Al or Styx at the State Fair when I was 12(it was an hour away and I couldn't get my dad to drive me out twice). Turns out Weird Al was in town a day early and watched Styx too, so I sort of got to do both by making the right decision.
Weird Al is the personified version of the charucachures of white people by black people.
Charucachures
That’s how white people expect black people to spell, mush mouth
Fucking Wizzy thinking he's some sort of OG nigga talking down on Weird Al. Kinda funny. I hope nothing stupid happens to the kid, like him getting hit by a stolen Toyota Matrix as he's crossing the street or something.
That would suck, you know?
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These marks getting all worked up by heel Wizzy. Good shit.
Idk man. Next thing you know he's saying something disparaging about David Lynch because he thinks he's invincible.
Sometimes you gotta hold someone's hand down and just chop off the tip of the pinky to make em listen, idk.
Heel Saiyanz*
>goes after my shit spelling like a newfag.