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You are wise.Patrick doesn't have a child in the same sense he doesn't have a giant debt looming over him: if he doesn't want to take care of it, he gets to ignore it
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You are wise.Patrick doesn't have a child in the same sense he doesn't have a giant debt looming over him: if he doesn't want to take care of it, he gets to ignore it
Just a heads up - they get exponentially worse if they don't have kids. Full on, bunny-boiler crazy.I just broke up with a lawyer because she was too crazy for ME to handle.
Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahGRRRRRRRRRRRRR Geek angry now GRRRRRRRR
I'm so sorry, Abe.I just broke up with a lawyer because she was too crazy for ME to handle.
I'll pay you, specifically $10000 to kill me.I'm so sorry, Abe.
Good for your son taking advantage of/perpetuating bthe broken dating system since the 29/30 he doesn't pick end up bitter and have retarded high standards. You raised a faggot, is what I'm saying. And the dude you're arguing with is the other side of the equation. Guys going into middle age who bang young women til they can't then they'll never date a woman closer to their own ageNone taken. And I never said being a father is so great and I don't pretend to be great at it, it is just what normal (non bitter idiot) humans do. Do you have any idea how much high school boys who don't play video games get laid nowadays? My son is in college but I can count at least 30 girlfriends he had during high school, I've seen him tinder while his girlfriend was sitting on his lap. One of his friends had sex with 7 out of the 15 cheer leaders for his team, and they all knew and nobody cared. It's a goddamn free for all.
I’ve never done anything ridiculous, atalker. I win every time. You would just never recognize it, because all you do is lose. Like now. Like always.
He’s married already and they’re getting a dog. Stop being an incel pussy and go have fun.Good for your son taking advantage of/perpetuating bthe broken dating system since the 29/30 he doesn't pick end up bitter and have retarded high standards. You raised a faggot, is what I'm saying
And like I said he created a horde of bitter harpies in his wake. What 'fun' they areHe’s married already and they’re getting a dog. Stop being an incel pussy and go have fun.
He's gen y not x, gen x were in their teens and twenties thenThe original tweet was geared towards millennials. Pat was born in 1980 making him a generation xer. He gets very cross when you remind him of this fact so please don't mention it to him.
You’re an idiot. Kids who have fun aren’t bitter. That’s what happens to bitter incels like you.And like I said he created a horde of bitter harpies in his wake. What 'fun' they are
They have fun, and the dating market gets more fucked up. You must be a Boomer if you don't get how being selfish and fucking other people over for your own benefit is a bad thingYou’re an idiot. Kids who have fun aren’t bitter. That’s what happens to bitter incels like you.
You’re still a bitter incel. You may not get it but girls enjoy it too and in the last 20 years women have gotten far more aggressive than men. Likely due to guys like you throwing the numbers way off balance.They have fun, and the dating market gets more fucked up. You must be a Boomer if you don't get how being self and fucking other people over is a bad thing
Ok Boomer.You’re still a bitter incel. You may not get it but girls enjoy it too and in the last 20 years women have gotten far more aggressive than men. Likely due to guys like you throwing the numbers way off balance.
Yeah, stick to porn and Xbox this isn’t something you’ll ever understand.Ok Boomer.
No. Being an incel makes me happy.He’s married already and they’re getting a dog. Stop being an incel pussy and go have fun.
Have you tried adderall?No. Being an incel makes me happy.
Where do I get one of those giant rabbits?Having kids because you’re afraid you’ll lack meaning without them, or that you need them to complete something within you - is just as pathetic and desperate as pretending you’ll be young and sexy into your middle age.
I’ve never said I’ll never have them, if it happens it happens, if it doesn’t it doesn’t. I’m happy with who I am regardless.
I’ve seen too many people try to convince me I need children because it’s a way to convince themselves they made the right decision in their own lives. They sermonise about it, in fact. In my 20s I kept one of those giant rabbits, he was awesome and I really enjoyed looking after him - but I wouldn’t go round telling everyone they had to get a giant rabbit and how everything changes when you do and you’re missing out not having one.
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