“Yeah, that’s exactly what we’re doing”

[JebJoh]

I'm in my early 30s and have no plans to have kids, but I agree with you. I am a crazy defective but I think I'd actually make a good dad. I have some wisdom and skills to impart, I'm not a pussy and I like kids. Doesn't help that the women who want to have my child are nutcases and I always get it in my head that they'll eventually just use my love for my kid to torture me.

It's not like I think I'm gonna be anything more than what I am and kids are going to weigh me down. It makes me feel like a barren woman sometimes when I see a kid going around behind their dad while he's working, pretending to do whatever he does. I'm just like "Shit, I wish I had that."

Just chill, you are approaching the age where all the girls you knew in high school who want families will come sniffing around and give you a shot. I suggest you vet them and find one who makes tons of money. If you're going to have kids and a loveless marriage at least get a boat and some nice ski trips. If you wait 10 years you will have an abundance of recently divorced women ready to go, you can just raise her kids, again, hold out for one who makes money.

 

[JebJoh]

You sound like a soft, naive suburban cuck who will surely experience severe disappointment in at least one of your sons (at least they are sons for now). Take it as you will, faggot.

Nope, nothing of the sort, those problems tend to happen in families with bitter idiots like yourself who have trouble with the whole mating thing humans have been doing for a few million years.

 

[TheCumBellyKeeed]

Just chill, you are approaching the age where all the girls you knew in high school who want families will come sniffing around and give you a shot. I suggest you vet them and find one who makes tons of money. If you're going to have kids and a loveless marriage at least get a boat and some nice ski trips. If you wait 10 years you will have an abundance of recently divorced women ready to go, you can just raise her kids, again, hold out for one who makes money.

Jesus fuck get off the internet and be a father if it's so great. You sound like Homer Simpson lecturing his reflection at Moe's Tavern. I hope your youngest son gets sandy hooked and your oldest decides to clip his pecker off.


No offense, ofc.

 

[JebJoh]

My parents traveled a hell of a lot more than Piggy and Nikki. They took their two kids with them. What a novel fucking concept.

You forget, he's speaking as a broke person who can't even afford his own legal obligations. Imagine having to share his meager income with children?

 

[TheCumBellyKeeed]

You forget, he's speaking as a broke person who can't even afford his own legal obligations. Imagine having to share his meager income with children?

Hey I wanna apologize for what I said about your kids, I forgot to say I also hope you walk in on your wife getting fucked by a negro and making noises you havent heard her make before too. Along with the stuff about your two lil like father like son dumb dumbs.

Nice loveless marriage, stupid. I'll be thinking about you when I'm blowing loads in early 20 year olds because I have the time to hit the gym instead of getting henpecked by a woman who despises me.

 

[JebJoh]

Jesus fuck get off the internet and be a father if it's so great. You sound like Homer Simpson lecturing his reflection at Moe's Tavern. I hope your youngest son gets sandy hooked and your oldest decides to clip his pecker off.


No offense, ofc.

None taken. And I never said being a father is so great and I don't pretend to be great at it, it is just what normal (non bitter idiot) humans do. Do you have any idea how much high school boys who don't play video games get laid nowadays? My son is in college but I can count at least 30 girlfriends he had during high school, I've seen him tinder while his girlfriend was sitting on his lap. One of his friends had sex with 7 out of the 15 cheer leaders for his team, and they all knew and nobody cared. It's a goddamn free for all.

 

[JebJoh]

Hey I wanna apologize for what I said about your kids, I forgot to say I also hope you walk in on your wife getting fucked by a negro and making noises you havent heard her make before too. Along with the stuff about your two lil like father like son dumb dumbs.

Nice loveless marriage, stupid. I'll be thinking about you when I'm blowing loads in early 20 year olds because I have the time to hit the gym instead of getting henpecked by a woman who despises me.

You couldn't even get 20 year olds when you were in your 20s, enjoy your porn and fantasies though. It's always hilarious when some old guy dies alone in his house and the demo people have to haul truckloads of weird porn out of it.

 

[TheCumBellyKeeed]

None taken. And I never said being a father is so great and I don't pretend to be great at it, it is just what normal (non bitter idiot) humans do. Do you have any idea how much high school boys who don't play video games get laid nowadays? My son is in college but I can count at least 30 girlfriends he had during high school, I've seen him tinder while his girlfriend was sitting on his lap. One of his friends had sex with 7 out of the 15 cheer leaders for his team, and they all knew and nobody cared. It's a goddamn free for all.

Bragging about your son's sexual conquests? You might need to see a jew headshrinker about that. I'm out there having sex myself, I'm sorry your only accomplishment is procreating twice and I hope your retirement is spent getting nagged about the lawn and wondering when retard jr. And retard the 3rd will visit. Different strokes for different folks (I also hope you stroke out while driving your minivan with the fam inside.)

 

[JebJoh]

Bragging about your son's sexual conquests? You might need to see a jew headshrinker about that. I'm out there having sex myself, I'm sorry your only accomplishment is procreating twice and I hope your retirement is spent getting nagged about the lawn and wondering when retard jr. And retard the 3rd will visit. Different strokes for different folks (I also hope you stroke out while driving your minivan with the fam inside.)

I assume you already have the monkey pox from dirty asian hookers, and I can tell you NEVER get laid without cash involved. You should try the whole sex with another willing human thing, it will mellow you out.

 

[TheCumBellyKeeed]

I assume you already have the monkey pox from dirty asian hookers, and I can tell you NEVER get laid without cash involved. You should try the whole sex with another willing human thing, it will mellow you out.

I think it's just having healthy testosterone levels. Go see if your fat wife needs anything, I don't know how much computer time she allows you.

Yeah getting laid isn't that hard, you just have to move on after getting one without marrying the first dumpy broad who will have you.

God bless, give my regards to your sons and treasure your cellulite textured wife in your sad average life and I'll do my thing.

 

[guest]

None taken. And I never said being a father is so great and I don't pretend to be great at it, it is just what normal (non bitter idiot) humans do. Do you have any idea how much high school boys who don't play video games get laid nowadays? My son is in college but I can count at least 30 girlfriends he had during high school, I've seen him tinder while his girlfriend was sitting on his lap. One of his friends had sex with 7 out of the 15 cheer leaders for his team, and they all knew and nobody cared. It's a goddamn free for all.

Holy shit are you for real? Bragging about your son and his high school friend’s chicks? This might be the most embarrassing post I’ve seen on this site and that’s a high fucking bar since there’s probably 5 different faggots crying about their lives on the front page of off-topic right now.

 

[JebJoh]

I think it's just having healthy testosterone levels. Go see if your fat wife needs anything, I don't know how much computer time she allows you.

Yeah getting laid isn't that hard, you just have to move on after getting one without marrying the first dumpy broad who will have you.

God bless, give my regards to your sons and treasure your cellulite textured wife in your sad average life and I'll do my thing.

Most people would consider your thing disgusting, human trafficking is involved every time you get laid. You have to ration your helpdesk paychecks just to afford a hooker without fleas. I hope to be around when they find your corpse buried in a ton of porn and sex toys. I'll have a loff

 

[JebJoh]

Holy shit are you for real? Bragging about your son and his high school friend’s chicks? This might be the most embarrassing post I’ve seen on this site and that’s a high fucking bar since there’s probably 5 different faggots crying about their lives on the front page of off-topic right now.

You might be an idiot, but try to imagine a world where nobody gives a shit what you think and wouldn't brag about anything in your presence.

 

[TheCumBellyKeeed]

Most people would consider your thing disgusting, human trafficking is involved every time you get laid. You have to ration your helpdesk paychecks just to afford a hooker without fleas. I hope to be around when they find your corpse buried in a ton of porn and sex toys. I'll have a loff

Dust off your jokes, man. If you didn't have a brood and a harpy to center your life around you could be a tiny bit clever. I feel like I'm bullying you at this point. You assuming I've ever been to a prostitute says way more about you then me, honestly girls are so slutty rn you can fuck until your dick hurts (yeah that's a thing, probably can't feel it from grinding on your wife's fupa in missionary three times a year).

You don't know these things because you probably got married out of high school and can't even scratch your balls without getting permission from your wifey to go in her purse and retrieve them.

 

[guest]

You might be an idiot, but try to imagine a world where nobody gives a shit what you think and wouldn't brag about anything in your presence.

You still here bro? If you aren’t going to kill yourself tonight at least delete your account and start over. Have some pride.

 

[kingship75]

Just chill, you are approaching the age where all the girls you knew in high school who want families will come sniffing around and give you a shot. I suggest you vet them and find one who makes tons of money. If you're going to have kids and a loveless marriage at least get a boat and some nice ski trips. If you wait 10 years you will have an abundance of recently divorced women ready to go, you can just raise her kids, again, hold out for one who makes money.

Advice that is good, honest, and above-all-else….real.

 

[JebJoh]

Dust off your jokes, man. If you didn't have a brood and a harpy to center your life around you could be a tiny bit clever. I feel like I'm bullying you at this point. You assuming I've ever been to a prostitute says way more about you then me, honestly girls are so slutty rn you got fuck until your dick hurts (yeah that's a thing, probably can't feel it from grinding on your wife's fupa in missionary three times a year).

You don't know these things because you probably got married out of high school and can't even scratch your balls without getting permission from your wifey to go in her purse and retrieve them.

You're lying, and nobody is dumb enough to believe you do anything like a regular person. I see angry IT guys every day and watch them try to impress women, they sound just like you until an actual woman enters the room, then they wet their pants. But if it makes you feel better to pretend, it doesn't hurt anyone

 

[Stent]

 

[JebJoh]

You still here bro? If you aren’t going to kill yourself tonight at least delete your account and start over. Have some pride.

Maybe you should whine some more, that'll help

 

[TheCumBellyKeeed]

You think I like emasculating you, @JebJoh?? I don't, because I feel like I'm doing Mrs. Jebjohs job for her and I dont get unlimited access to your bank account in exchange like she does.