WWAWD stealing from the self-checkouts in grocery stores

[Brooke Shields]

I shop at ALDI's usually, but it always rubbed me wrong when I had to go somewhere else and they had 3 people working the isles MAYBE and then several self checkouts.
Even when I go to the person, sure they scan my shit but there's no bag-boy anymore, it's slow as shit and I end up helping.

So this weekend I went to Walmart with a friend to buy a bunch of shit for a weekend lakehouse trip, I paid for 1/3 of what I bought.
Is it always that easy cause I may as well start shopping at walmart now if I can get a 2/3 discount


Bams_seed, comment?

 

[Doctor Coom]

Nigger

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

WWAWD boosting huge expensive shit from Home Depot?

 

[GhostofMewler'sStillbirth]

Security profiled you over surveillance, and you looked like trouble/not worth risking detaining. (Former loss prevention officer).

I'd advise against returning there for at least 6 months.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

If I go to the self checkout and the person working doesn’t offer to scan the case of water, I “forget” it was down there. I’ve been doing it for years and probably 9/10 they never offer or even notice.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

you are a nerd if you haven't shoplifted at least once

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I'm not Joe Cumia, I don't steal

 

[captain_kamala]

i've done it from time to time. not always at the self checkout either, i just drop stuff into my purse. i did get caught stealing protein bars by a raghead at 7-11 once. i don't feel great about it but it's just this impulse i can't control.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

you are a nerd if you haven't shoplifted at least once

I got caught trying to shoplift a porno magazine by some corner-store Indian bitch when I was 12. Got out of the store with it thinking I was scot-free, but she chased after me. I threw it at her and ran home.

I jerked off to the Indian's huge bouncy tits later that night, so it was a win anyway.

 

[guest]

i've done it from time to time. not always at the self checkout either, i just drop stuff into my purse. i did get caught stealing protein bars by a raghead at 7-11 once. i don't feel great about it but it's just this impulse i can't control.

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[guest]

i've done it from time to time. not always at the self checkout either, i just drop stuff into my purse. i did get caught stealing protein bars by a raghead at 7-11 once. i don't feel great about it but it's just this impulse i can't control.

Congrats, you’re a woman.

 

[guest]

Congrats, you’re a woman nigger

 

[WheresMiGunFawk]

I used to get fawkin wasted and walk to this shopping center when I was a teenager. I'd put 3-400 dollars worth of shit take it to the self check out. There were only blacks working at night. I knew that it would say approved for about 30 seconds until the alarm went off. Id walk home with a shit ton of food and the cart. Then I'd go back and throw the garbage cans at the glass. Did it once a week had so many carts in my garage

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

i worked in the dairy department of a kroger in college. I was in the freezer for most of my shift, so I had to wear a jacket even in the hot months. I smuggled so much shit out in my crumpled up jacket. Fuck kroger, fuckin dicklickers

 

[guest]

I used to know this guy (same guy who I suspect stole my American Calico and sold it for Oxy's) who made a living from shoplifting steaks and expensive deli meats, then sold the meats to Albanian/Transylvannian restaurants for a good rate.

 

[guest]

Kamala be like

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

in the UK self-checkouts have an accurate weighing scale, the only way I could think-of would be to find something of identical weight, scan it but bag the similarly-weighed expensive item & discard the other, a bag of 4 cheap potatoes have a slightly higher +/- % accepted weight, not really worth it IMO. I do put a block of cheese in my pocket if I'm wearing a jacket but the self-checkouts are too accurate to mess about with.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

in the UK self-checkouts have an accurate weighing scale, the only way I could think-of would be to find something of identical weight, scan it but bag the similarly-weighed expensive item & discard the other, a bag of 4 cheap potatoes have a slightly higher +/- % accepted weight, not really worth it IMO. I do put a block of cheese in my pocket if I'm wearing a jacket but the self-checkouts are too accurate to mess about with.

the main variable is how much does any given employee care about what's going on. Usually? Not much

 

[Udders]

you are a nerd if you haven't shoplifted at least once

And a scumbag if you haven't outgrown it by 20. Grow up and pay for your shit.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

And a scumbag if you haven't outgrown it by 20. Grow up and pay for your shit.

I think you get to cycle back into it when you get elderly