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WWAWD GTA 6 trailer next week?

Cuphead

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GTA5 had a large city but it was devoid of content. GTA4 had probably fifty times the single player content in terms of mini-games alone. GTA5 didn't even receive any single player content or story expansions. It was abandoned for GTA Online.
There was so much potentials with expansions like they did for IV with how large that map was. GTA Online was boring as fuck and I can't believe they were able to milk retards into playing it for so long. 100% sure they'll do the same here.
 

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what's off-putting to me is that the trailer feel like it's celebrating america's degenerate culture instead of lambasting it, which is what rockstar typically does. the whole livestream clip show thing didn't even come across as a spoof; that's just literally what it's like. where's the staggeringly unfunny satire, rockstar?
 

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what's off-putting to me is that the trailer feel like it's celebrating america's degenerate culture instead of lambasting it, which is what rockstar typically does. the whole livestream clip show thing didn't even come across as a spoof; that's just literally what it's like. where's the staggeringly unfunny satire, rockstar?
No more "punching down" means they can't make fun of any minority groups and must celebrate their degeneracy. Expect only satire on white people and right wingers in this one.
 

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No more "punching down" means they can't make fun of any minority groups and must celebrate their degeneracy. Expect only satire on white people and right wingers in this one.

Even in the trailer, the first person being mocked was a fat naked white guy running from... a black police officer. A big strong musclebound black police officer.

All the white people in the trailer are old or junkies.

And of course the female takes the lead and instructs her boyfriend how they're going to rob people. Lol sure. Yeah, that's how it works. The girl is always the mastermind.

Fucking clowns
 

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Even in the trailer, the first person being mocked was a fat naked white guy running from... a black police officer. A big strong musclebound black police officer.

All the white people in the trailer are old or junkies.

And of course the female takes the lead and instructs her boyfriend how they're going to rob people. Lol sure. Yeah, that's how it works. The girl is always the mastermind.

Fucking clowns
I'll be curious if there will be another teaser that's focused more on the dude, but not getting my hopes up. GTA V did a good job of balancing out the story between all 3 characters and it never felt like one was getting more focus than the others. Can't see that being the case here.
 

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There was so much potentials with expansions like they did for IV with how large that map was. GTA Online was boring as fuck and I can't believe they were able to milk retards into playing it for so long. 100% sure they'll do the same here.

I blame streamer culture for that. I don't think GTA online would've been anywhere near as big as it is without Twitch. Retards like watching other retards play vidya I guess.
 

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I blame streamer culture for that. I don't think GTA online would've been anywhere near as big as it is without Twitch. Retards like watching other retards play vidya I guess.
I will never understand how people find watching other people play video games entertaining. I have a coworker who tells me that his son would rather would people stream games than play them now.
 

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Something tells me you mostly play as her and the dude dies at some point in the game
She's clearly the one in charge. The scene on the bed where she says "trust" or some shit she's the dominant one sitting and comforting the guy.

When they rob the store, she's the one kicking the door in and leading the way.

This game will focus on a slay queen character and it'll be exhausting. I'll probably have to skip every cutscene when I play.

I'm just looking forward to driving around online.
 

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I will never understand how people find watching other people play video games entertaining. I have a coworker who tells me that his son would rather would people stream games than play them now.
I used to wonder why, then once I watched someone play the original Doom on Twitch and it immediately brought me back to the years of being the young relative who watched his older brother or cousins playing videogames.

It's either watch someone stream or watch regular entertainment that features too many women and other groups.
 
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I will never understand how people find watching other people play video games entertaining. I have a coworker who tells me that his son would rather would people stream games than play them now.

Depends on the game and the player of the game.

I watch razor fist on Fridays. He’s funny.

I hate projared because he is a fucking faggot libtard. But he picks really good retro games. He plays a lot of “remakes” or hacks of snes games that are cool.

Also depends on their set up .
 
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I will never understand how people find watching other people play video games entertaining
Friend simulators/background noise.
Sometimes I look up gayme footage instead of playing it myself because some games are only interesting for their artistic assets. Lotta weird kusoge out there that aren't really worth the time investment to actually play.
 

DMAN

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Let's not even get into the fact the first character you see and hear speaking is a fat black Oprah Winfrey looking brawd who is clearly very intelligent and whimsically so. Yeah, that's what I want when I pop on GTA. A cutscene with a strong independent woman of size and color doing clerical work of some kind?

It's hilarious how they can work for 10 years on a video game and it looks like dogshit. I can tell I'm looking at bad motion capture where some dude did the movements for a female character or vice versa, and they just plugged a model onto it. No more animating. It's all uncoordinated pussies doing terrible reenactments. The entire experience is an unconvincing attempt at the uncanny valley thing.

The only mildly interesting part of the trailer is the visual quality but still the models look shit. They are really never going to figure out "Hair" and making it look real or move naturally. It's hilarious. Nice millions spent, stupid. Ponytail looks like a PS3 model.
 

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Lmao, You do have a Razorfist dorky virgin vibe to you. That makes sense.
remember when his hot latina ex-girlfriend leaked that embarrassing video of him getting meekly upset over her wanting to go out and have fun with some friends? what an absolute pouf. how anyone can take his whole "rageaholic" persona seriously after that is beyond me
 

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I'll never understand how anyone over the age of ten can engross themselves in any video game storyline. They're all unrealistic & corny as fuck. Fantasizing that you're a character in a video game is inherently gay. This one does look to be the worst yet, but I had the same feeling being forced to play as some retarded Nigger in San Andreas twenty years ago.
 

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I'll never understand how anyone over the age of ten can engross themselves in any video game storyline. They're all unrealistic & corny as fuck. Fantasizing that you're a character in a video game is inherently gay. This one does look to be the worst yet, but I had the same feeling being forced to play as some retarded Nigger in San Andreas twenty years ago.
Even when I play games now I always skip over most of the cut scenes. If I want something with a good story I'll go watch a movie or tv show.
 
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