WWAWD GTA 6 trailer next week?

[DMAN]

This is going to break a lot of hearts and hurt a lot of feelings. But The DMAN isn't here to make friends.

Video games are for children.

If you're buying this you deserve the immersive lobotomy. Look at the trailer. First characters you see talking are Oprah looking bitch and spic girlboss mob boss having a chatter about how she dindi nuffin.

This is not Bonnie and Clyde, this is all Bonnie and Clyde carries her purse and takes the bullets for Passenger Princess Ms. GTA Main Character Energy.

"Dee only way we gunna get trough dis - is by sticking together."

Listen To The WORDS maaaaaaahn

This bitch is holding the money.

You're in a life of crime. You rob and steal, if necessary kill. And you're taking orders from your bitch? She's straddling you and telling you how it's gonna be alright? She's pacifying YOU and giving YOU the orders? Telling YOU the game plan?

This is like that Kill Bill fantasy. Oh really? Did ya just take care of Michael Madsen real quick, sweety?

Nuh nuh. The kinda game we play is the one where we walk the streets and if anybody wants to open their mouth -- THEY CAN. If anybody wants to come ask for the picture with the face when he's wearing the hat -- THEY CAN.

 

[DMAN]

This all started with you white niggers playing video games like Tomb Raider and Fortnite as female cutie characters. "Oops! Nobody online knows that I'm not a girl!" Who gets off on that when they play games? Who, tell The DMAN who gets off on virtually pretending to be women. You tell him.

And now you're going to shell out your own inflated paper dollars just to play a Criminal Cuckold. How many of you want to bet The DMAN that there's a mission where Clyde drives his Bonnie over to some Jamal's condo (because he's an intelligent businessman or doctor/lawyer who does criminal business with him on the side in epic cool fashion?) and you get extra EXP Points if you let him pin Bonnie's ankles behind her blown out spic afro, so he can blow out her other spic afro.

 

[Dark Dan Disciple]

This is going to break a lot of hearts and hurt a lot of feelings. But The DMAN isn't here to make friends.

Video games are for children.

If you're buying this you deserve the immersive lobotomy. Look at the trailer. First characters you see talking are Oprah looking bitch and spic girlboss mob boss having a chatter about how she dindi nuffin.

This is not Bonnie and Clyde, this is all Bonnie and Clyde carries her purse and takes the bullets for Passenger Princess Ms. GTA Main Character Energy.

"Dee only way we gunna get trough dis - is by sticking together."

Listen To The WORDS maaaaaaahn

This bitch is holding the money.

You're in a life of crime. You rob and steal, if necessary kill. And you're taking orders from your bitch? She's straddling you and telling you how it's gonna be alright? She's pacifying YOU and giving YOU the orders? Telling YOU the game plan?

This is like that Kill Bill fantasy. Oh really? Did ya just take care of Michael Madsen real quick, sweety?

Nuh nuh. The kinda game we play is the one where we walk the streets and if anybody wants to open their mouth -- THEY CAN. If anybody wants to come ask for the picture with the face when he's wearing the hat -- THEY CAN.

Couldn't agree more.

- Your friend

 

[Suetonius]

You guys are a bunch of retarded boomers sometimes. The game will be the best selling game of 2023 and beyond. GTA V was the best selling video game of all time next to fucking Tetris and Minecraft. Just because they added niggers and a playable woman doesn’t mean shit. Have you guys ever met gamers? They’re faggots. They pick the woman character over any man so they’re delighted to play as one here.

 

[Imager]

 

[Stent]

Looking at that image, it could be a tranny after all.

 

[Nigger John]

I’m not going to play it

 

[guest]

It will be bad...made bad on purpose. Silicon Valley has been given the M.O. which is "disillusionment" ...until Generation Alpha's "coming of age". Post-2025ish.

 

[DMAN]

You guys are a bunch of retarded boomers sometimes. The game will be the best selling game of 2023 and beyond. GTA V was the best selling video game of all time next to fucking Tetris and Minecraft. Just because they added niggers and a playable woman doesn’t mean shit. Have you guys ever met gamers? They’re faggots. They pick the woman character over any man so they’re delighted to play as one here.

Yes we're calling them faggots for liking gay things. Amazing right

 

[handsomeblue]

Whatever happened to the guy from GTA III - the strong, silent type?

That was an American!

I'm not caring about GTA6, not even watching the trailer

 

[chewtoyrapist]

They'll blame trump when the game doesn't sell at all

Let's not kid ourselves, it will be the biggest game ever even if it sucks. Just like the last one.

 

[medium wyzzz]

VICE and Rockstar both had potential to carry the fawked up demented banner for men... But VICE turned into Gawker. And Rockstar feels the need to conduct itself like Facebook. Nice gender and race quotas, stupid.

If Rockstar had any sense about them, they would reunite Opie & Anthony exclusively in the in-game radio stations. Airing every morning in the Online mode. The first ever show within a show that's actually more above all else real than the thing it's within...

At least they have red dead.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

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Even when I play games now I always skip over most of the cut scenes. If I want something with a good story I'll go watch a movie or tv show.

I probably played through mgs 3 20 times as a teenager and still couldn't tell you the plot.

 

[LingerLonger]

I probably played through mgs 3 20 times as a teenager and still couldn't tell you the plot.

Same with MGS2 and MGS4. First time I played MGS4 I was already skipping all of the cutscenes and just getting into the gameplay.

 

[Dog Eater]

Who, tell The DMAN who gets off on virtually pretending to be women.

Trannies and whatever @Jenna is.

 

[PogromStallone]

First time I played MGS4 I was already skipping all of the cutscenes and just getting into the gameplay.

Damn, what's it like being retarded?

 

[DMAN]

If they make it a thing where black people do wacky black people stuff and it has consequences, I might entertain the idea of playing the game.

A black woman shaking her fat ass on a moving car? I want to be able to hit that car at speed and watch her comically tumble onto the road and leave a red streak on the asphalt. She should then get up and stumble towards the side of the road clutching her shattered pelvis before I run her over. "Oh lawd!"

I want to be a racist Punisher. Maybe a time-traveling Judge Dredd. Or just how Anthony wishes he could be instead of a mincing little fag.

This ain't your show!

How much do you want to bet that they will start to include safeguards where you can't even touch them?

Or the game limits you if you kill the "wrong" people too many times.

Oops! You're doing that too much! Please try again later.

 

[Stent]

How much do you want to bet that they will start to include safeguards where you can't even touch them?

Or the game limits you if you kill the "wrong" people too many times.

Oops! You're doing that too much! Please try again later.

They will absolutely have some kind of hidden metric of which NPC identities gets shot, blown up or run over by the player. This information will be made available to the Jewish Council For Safety or whatever. An accidental "leak" of players information will happen.

Le Reddit "Guess you shouldn't be a Nazi" smug response to all this.