WWAWD gardening

[Guest]

That's the bit right? I'M ABE VIGODA AND I EAT A FULL FIRM LOG OF SHIT EVERY DAY.

Cool.

 

[TravisPickle]

I've wanted to do indoor microgreens. I used to grow pot pants, mushrooms, poppies, peppers, potatoes, tomatoes, carrots, etc. All that shit. Too fuckin lazy these days.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I've wanted to do indoor microgreens.

You can't grow plants in the microwave.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've wanted to do indoor microgreens. I used to grow pot pants, mushrooms, poppies, peppers, potatoes, tomatoes, carrots, etc. All that shit. Too fuckin lazy these days.

My one ex used to grow that shit in a big jar and it was fucking bomb on sandwiches.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

I used to pick peppers, potatoes, tomatoes, carrots, etc.

The whole family did, right? $7 an hour, 9 hours a day. Not bad!

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

My one ex used to shit in a big jar and it was fucking bomb on sandwiches.

 

[TravisPickle]

The whole family did, right? $7 an hour, 9 hours a day. Not bad!

LOL fuck

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If you guys make fun of me like 38 - 71 more times I'm gonna fucking kill myself.

 

[JamesJCrowe]

That's the bit right? I'M ABE VIGODA AND I EAT A FULL FIRM LOG OF SHIT EVERY DAY.

hows your mouth?

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

It's tough in the desert man. Got our first indoor plant to last for over a year so pretty happy about that. I know several are supposed to be easy but it's only finally started working since I've been leaving the water canister full and not filling it right before I water. Pulled off a bunch of little buddies recently and have four propagating for other parts of the house.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

WWAWD fish emulsion? Pretty much the only fertilizer I use. Human shit isn't good for growing crops unless you're a vegetarian, especially if the shit is coming out of a fat first-world asshole.

 

[Stent]

WWAWD fish emulsion? Pretty much the only fertilizer I use. Human shit isn't good for growing crops unless you're a vegetarian, especially if the shit is coming out of a fat first-world asshole.

Fish bones and shit for food? This really has turned into a Vigoda thread.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Why the vulgarity in my gardening chillout thread, young man

[ALTERNATE EBIN REFERENCE COMMENT] Why didn't I think of this one yesterday?
I hate trees and flowers.

 

[aRTie02150]

Feeding birds and squirrels is more relaxing.

 

[porquedealer]

I've wanted to do indoor microgreens. I used to grow pot pants, mushrooms, poppies, peppers, potatoes, tomatoes, carrots, etc. All that shit. Too fuckin lazy these days.

build a small hydro system Its easy and low maintenance, harvest every 7 days.
with vertical stacking, per square foot the yields outprice ganga with 10% of the power consumption.
A 2x4x8 tent would provide in excess for a family of four and can sit in a basement/garage fine.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

You two are perhaps the only “Normal” people that post here, so this conversation doesn’t surprise me in the slightest.

What about m… nevermind, point taken.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

[ALTERNATE EBIN REFERENCE COMMENT] Why didn't I think of this one yesterday?
I hate trees and flowers.

HOMO ALERT

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

Gardening and landscaping is cool because it's hard to catastrophically fuck something up permanently/expensively. Most of the time if you mess up, you can just throw dirt on it or the shit will regrow. Infinitely more satisfying and less stressful than even the most basic home repairs I've done, which always end with me sweating and frustrated and making a half dozen trips to Home Depot.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Weekend yard work is one of the few pleasures I have left in life.

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

I grew pumpkins on accident one time. We threw some pumpkins into a pond and used them as floating targets. All but one sunk and the next summer a pumpkin plant was growing on the bank. I think I was able to get 3-5 pumpkins out of it