WWAWD gardening

[Stent]

If you knew how many variables and how much maintenance went into growing a pot plant, you wouldn't ask that question

Water and plant food. I've done it and I'm mostly retarded.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Unless you go in perfect conditions, he's not wrong. Even then, there's little shit that can go wrong and if it happens enough I'll get pissed off and literally say aloud to myself "this isn't even fucking fun." Then I have another river soda and get into the fish and I forget all about the previous bullshit and go home drunk and happy.

Also the type of fishing. Are you in the country and can just roll out of bed and go to the shore at the pond or the river at 4am no problem? Or does it have to be a big production where you're on a boat (who owns it? Where's it docked at?)

 

[Stent]

Unless you go in perfect conditions, he's not wrong. Even then, there's little shit that can go wrong and if it happens enough I'll get pissed off and literally say aloud to myself "this isn't even fucking fun." Then I have another river soda and get into the fish and I forget all about the previous bullshit and go home drunk and happy.

Oh, literal Abe.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Also the type of fishing. Are you in the country and can just roll out of bed and go to the shore at the pond or the river at 4am no problem? Or does it have to be a big production where you're on a boat (who owns it? Where's it docked at?)

Yeah, I'm in walking distance of a sweet ass river so I just dolly my kayak over and do everything easily on my own. I mostly go for bass because they're easy to catch in a kayak without getting yourself cut.

 

[Turk February]

Back in Turkmenistan men gardening in grandpa's poppy fields were so relaxed they rarely wore shoes, pants, or shirts, and would seem content with the 4 hours of sleep they were allowed before they were lazily walked at gunpoint back into the field.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Oh, literal Abe.

Oh. I see how it is. I thought you were being supportive of my hobbies for a second there, my mistake.

I think I might plant a FUCKING rose garden.

 

[Stent]

Oh. I see how it is. I thought you were being supportive of my hobbies for a second there, my mistake.

I think I might plant a FUCKING rose garden.

Anything to get you out of the house for 5 minutes.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Yeah, I'm in walking distance of a sweet ass river so I just dolly my kayak over and do everything easily on my own. I mostly go for bass because they're easy to catch in a kayak without getting yourself cut.

I miss those days

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

Yeah, I'm in walking distance of a sweet ass river so I just dolly my kayak over and do everything easily on my own. I mostly go for bass because they're easy to catch in a kayak without getting yourself cut.

I hear that you prefer to catch and eat the notoriously foul tasting “Shittle fish”…Is this true?

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I miss those days

Is that the cheapo mega bass you were talking about?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I hear that you prefer to catch and eat the notoriously foul tasting “Shittle fish”…Is this true?

I DON'T EAT THE SHIT FISH! FUCK!

I HATE THIS THREAD! I HATE GARDENING! I HATE YOU ALL! I'M GONNA FUCKING GO SHIT IN MY GARDEN!

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

I DON'T EAT THE SHIT FISH! FUCK!

I HATE THIS THREAD! I HATE GARDENING! I HATE YOU ALL! I'M GONNA FUCKING GO SHIT IN MY GARDEN!

Shut up and go pop some shit sticks in the oven.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I DON'T EAT THE SHIT FISH! FUCK!

I HATE THIS THREAD! I HATE GARDENING! I HATE YOU ALL! I'M GONNA FUCKING GO SHIT IN MY GARDEN!

We used to pull up these ugly ass bumpy bottomfeeders that we called "croakers". They would croak like a toad the whole time you had them out of water and if you were on a boat they would usually puke all over the place

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm stoked for whenever my neighbour harvests his tomatoes. For some reason that fucker grows the most delicious tomatoes I've ever had. I bet he personally shits on them himself.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I DON'T EAT THE SHIT FISH! FUCK!

I HATE THIS THREAD! I HATE GARDENING! I HATE YOU ALL! I'M GONNA FUCKING GO SHIT IN MY GARDEN!

If you shit on the garden your just make it stronger.

 

[JamesJCrowe]

I've got a basil plant in my backyard that's coming along nicely. I watched a couple of gay youtube videos on pruning & it's getting bushy.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

We used to pull up these ugly ass bumpy bottomfeeders that we called "croakers". They would croak like a toad the whole time you had them out of water and if you were on a boat they would usually puke all over the place

Probably not the same thing because these are sleek silver things but I randomly caught a little drum the last time I was pulled up fishing in my shit spot and they make a weird noise. I hate the way they suck your thumb when you lip them. It feels sexual, like the fish knows it's molesting you.

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

I'm stoked for whenever my neighbour harvests his tomatoes. For some reason that fucker grows the most delicious tomatoes I've ever had. I bet he personally shits on them himself.

No wonder you find them to be so tasty.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Probably not the same thing because these are sleek silver things but I randomly caught a little drum the last time I was pulled up fishing in my shit spot and they make a weird noise. I hate the way they suck your thumb when you lip them. It feels sexual, like the fish knows it's molesting you.

These things were real ugly. No one ate them, they always got thrown back

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

No wonder you find them to be so tasty.

That's the bit right? I'M ABE VIGODA AND I EAT A FULL FIRM LOG OF SHIT EVERY DAY.