WWAWD Dating Apps

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

"Mom of 2 with another on the way>"


I'm shitting myself laughing at this shit, I'm gonna have so much fun with these.

That’s what’s so funny but so sad about dating apps - they now want to “settle down” and are looking for something real. Not so. You got knocked up by different guys that are long gone now you want some dope to take care of you and your mistakes.

 

[guest]

I kind of tried but I don't have a big social circle. Who even has house parties over the age of 28? Bar-wise, most of them around me are the kind of place Brother Joe would go. To drink, not perform. Most of the women are below even my standards. I was out of the game from 2006 to 2022. The dating world has changed a lot and so have I.

Ha, I turned 28 in 2010 so there you go

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Convincing fat chicks that they're sexy too is one of the worst things the blacks have done to our society.

This is very true, I’m shocked at how many women I see in public (grocery stores, bars, etc) that are not only fat but wearing tight / revealing clothing that has their fat hanging out. What happened to shame? Or decency? Guys don’t do this - when I do any kind of exercise in the gym that has my arms above my head (shoulder press, lat pull down, etc) I tuck my shirt in just to avoid my stomach being seen but you got fat gross girls wearing belly shirts and not ashamed or embarrassed. N persons really did a number on society.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

This is very true, I’m shocked at how many women I see in public (grocery stores, bars, etc) that are not only fat but wearing tight / revealing clothing that has their fat hanging out. What happened to shame? Or decency? Guys don’t do this - when I do any kind of exercise in the gym that has my arms above my head (shoulder press, lat pull down, etc) I tuck my shirt in just to avoid my stomach being seen but you got fat gross girls wearing belly shirts and not ashamed or embarrassed. N persons really did a number on society.

Shame and decency are tools of the patriarchy!
Real women have curves!!
Fitness is based in white supremacy!!!

 

[Guest]

I had the most success on Hinge. 6 months or so now with a thick girl. I don't mind hefty if there's a shape to it. Also, I'm mid 40's. Whether or not I can stand to hang out with someone slightly edges out appearance. I ain't got time for dummies.

Tinder was a total waste. No idea why. Matches never went anywhere.

Bumble was mildly successful. Ghosted a chick or two, matched but didn't pursue many others.

OKC was wack. Lots of matches, but many from Africa and other ghetto countries. Same with Match.

Met a high-falutin jewess on eharmony. Several dates, lots of passion, but never sealed the deal. She had a very busy social life and youngish kids. Not my thing. Speaking of which, 35-45 years old and have 6-12 year old kids? Nah, dawg. I'm done with that.

POF is full of Philipinas, bots and skanks.

I think I fucked around on a couple other apps but I can't recall.

If they’re 35-45 and don’t have a 6-12 year old kid then I would assume something is wrong with them.

 

[johnnynoname]

-just signing up for (((Tinder))) you know you're getting worked against so just pay for the platinum for the week to see who you match with
-remember to cancel before it auto-renews
-message the "above meh" girls who right swiped you and just be honest with them, and say you want to hook up
-maybe 1 will say yes
-have sex
-the meh girls- ask for handjobs from them
-maybe 1 will say yes....


TL/DR- just pay for platinum for the week, and see who right swiped you, and prune from there...it's 25 bucks but you get to the point

 

[johnnynoname]

also, turn you preference to "Men and Women" and see your right swipes EXPLODE

i'm average, and even I could make out like Alain Delon if i was a fruit

 

[guest]

Im getting close to saying fuck it, switching it to a women profile and putting a Sue Lightening pic up to fuck with dumb fags

 

[DMAN]

also, turn you preference to "Men and Women" and see your right swipes EXPLODE

i'm average, and even I could make out like Alain Delon if i was a fruit

??

But then you would start getting men?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

also, turn you preference to "Men and Women" and see your right swipes EXPLODE

i'm average, and even I could make out like Alain Delon if i was a fruit

If you were a fruit?

 

[LingerLonger]

Do guys still pick up women at bars and hook up at house parties etc, or is it all just this faggot autistic internet shit now? Been out of the game since late 2010 and not regretting it so far

If you go to a bar and pick up a young chick she will ask for your instagram or some social media profile constantly. They cannot stay off of their phones. Telling them you don't use social media is like telling them you don't eat food or breathe air. And then if you actually do go out on some dates with them they will ask nonstop to set you up with a facebook profile or some other nonsense.

I've seen clubs and bars full of young people all staring and gawking at their phones and not even interacting with each other. O&A show was ahead of its time. Norton on the phone at all times. Opie playing games. Anthony texting people.

The point is that even if you are at a club or bar and standing right there in person.....they still want to interact over the internet.

 

[Petworth dude]

"Still trying to be careful of COVID, so don't like me if you're not vaxxed and boosted"

I want to meet with this girl, cough on her face and tell her I never took the jew goo.

Don't forgot girls who wear a mask in a profile photo in the year 2023. Must be avoided.

 

[bantadant]

"I'm thick" yeah so is the Empire State Building.

Lotta steel up in that bitch.

In the Empire State Building too

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

??

But then you would start getting men?

Sometimes you just need a lil ego boost to snap out of a low spot, and maybe it's not too important where that comes from.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Sometimes you just need a lil ego boost to snap out of a low spot, and maybe it's not too important where that comes from.

Johnny wants less of an ego boost, and more of a he-goo boost. Like he eats cum and has cum in his butt

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Johnny wants less of an ego boost, and more of a he-goo boost. Like he eats cum and has cum in his butt

I was trying to be kind.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I was trying to be kind.

What he does to other men's asses is about as far from kind as you can get

 

[johnnynoname]

Johnny wants less of an ego boost, and more of a he-goo boost. Like he eats cum and has cum in his butt

FAWK YEAH...and there would be fucking hot jizz everywhere

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

FAWK YEAH...and there would be fucking hot jizz everywhere

I tried to make some AI images of Morrissey burning the italian flag and stabbing an italian man but they didn't turn out very well

 

[johnnynoname]

I tried to make some AI images of Morrissey burning the italian flag and stabbing an italian man but they didn't turn out very well

it should have been an italian hairdresser on fire