That’s what’s so funny but so sad about dating apps - they now want to “settle down” and are looking for something real. Not so. You got knocked up by different guys that are long gone now you want some dope to take care of you and your mistakes.
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Ha, I turned 28 in 2010 so there you go
This is very true, I’m shocked at how many women I see in public (grocery stores, bars, etc) that are not only fat but wearing tight / revealing clothing that has their fat hanging out. What happened to shame? Or decency? Guys don’t do this - when I do any kind of exercise in the gym that has my arms above my head (shoulder press, lat pull down, etc) I tuck my shirt in just to avoid my stomach being seen but you got fat gross girls wearing belly shirts and not ashamed or embarrassed. N persons really did a number on society.
Shame and decency are tools of the patriarchy!
Real women have curves!!
Fitness is based in white supremacy!!!
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If they’re 35-45 and don’t have a 6-12 year old kid then I would assume something is wrong with them.
-just signing up for (((Tinder))) you know you're getting worked against so just pay for the platinum for the week to see who you match with
-remember to cancel before it auto-renews
-message the "above meh" girls who right swiped you and just be honest with them, and say you want to hook up
-maybe 1 will say yes
-have sex
-the meh girls- ask for handjobs from them
-maybe 1 will say yes....
TL/DR- just pay for platinum for the week, and see who right swiped you, and prune from there...it's 25 bucks but you get to the point
-remember to cancel before it auto-renews
-message the "above meh" girls who right swiped you and just be honest with them, and say you want to hook up
-maybe 1 will say yes
-have sex
-the meh girls- ask for handjobs from them
-maybe 1 will say yes....
TL/DR- just pay for platinum for the week, and see who right swiped you, and prune from there...it's 25 bucks but you get to the point
also, turn you preference to "Men and Women" and see your right swipes EXPLODE
i'm average, and even I could make out like Alain Delon if i was a fruit
i'm average, and even I could make out like Alain Delon if i was a fruit
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Im getting close to saying fuck it, switching it to a women profile and putting a Sue Lightening pic up to fuck with dumb fags
If you were a fruit?
If you go to a bar and pick up a young chick she will ask for your instagram or some social media profile constantly. They cannot stay off of their phones. Telling them you don't use social media is like telling them you don't eat food or breathe air. And then if you actually do go out on some dates with them they will ask nonstop to set you up with a facebook profile or some other nonsense.
I've seen clubs and bars full of young people all staring and gawking at their phones and not even interacting with each other. O&A show was ahead of its time. Norton on the phone at all times. Opie playing games. Anthony texting people.
The point is that even if you are at a club or bar and standing right there in person.....they still want to interact over the internet.
Don't forgot girls who wear a mask in a profile photo in the year 2023. Must be avoided.
Sometimes you just need a lil ego boost to snap out of a low spot, and maybe it's not too important where that comes from.
Johnny wants less of an ego boost, and more of a he-goo boost. Like he eats cum and has cum in his butt
I was trying to be kind.
What he does to other men's asses is about as far from kind as you can get
FAWK YEAH...and there would be fucking hot jizz everywhere
I tried to make some AI images of Morrissey burning the italian flag and stabbing an italian man but they didn't turn out very well
it should have been an italian hairdresser on fire