WWAWD Dating Apps

[Turk February]

So, I haven't been single for a while but I've had some okay to horrible experiences with dating apps.
Tinder and Bumble get really addictive cuz they sell hope. Also because they seem reasonably safe, real dates will eventually come in from them
Plenty of Fish is a fucking nightmare. I used to get drunk and appear as a third mic on Adrianne Blaire's stream, sometimes known as Ade Zero, and she would just pull profiles of desperate and lonely guys and fuck with the guys live on air, it was one of the meanest things I ever saw, and it was pretty funny.
Dating apps are fun, but its easier to just scroll through your facebook and go "hey I havent talked to this bitch in 8 years, wonder what shes up to".

 

[guest]

So, I haven't been single for a while but I've had some okay to horrible experiences with dating apps.
Tinder and Bumble get really addictive cuz they sell hope. Also because they seem reasonably safe, real dates will eventually come in from them
Plenty of Fish is a fucking nightmare. I used to get drunk and appear as a third mic on Adrianne Blaire's stream, sometimes known as Ade Zero, and she would just pull profiles of desperate and lonely guys and fuck with the guys live on air, it was one of the meanest things I ever saw, and it was pretty funny.
Dating apps are fun, but its easier to just scroll through your facebook and go "hey I havent talked to this bitch in 8 years, wonder what shes up to".

The facebook cow was milked dry for me in 2012

 

[Meownaw]

I don't know who that is, but I have a picture of me, my first wife, and Bob Kelly.....it's in a frame somewhere

Must be a big frame.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

"Just a Scott Peterson looking for my Lacey!"

 

[aRTie02150]

Must be a big frame.

 

[guest]

Looking for my Jodi Arias

She must have fucked like an animal

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Must be a big frame.

Hey, that’s my joke. *starts snapping fingers* Other Jets start coming into the alley.

 

[Jack_Horner]

Ran across a handful of ugly girls with there weird ass looking boyfriend in the picture "seeking a third"

Sorry about that

 

[johnnynoname]

how did YouTube know I just broke up (with a woman, you scumbag).

almost every ad is for bumble (except for that one for hinge)

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

I took my girl

 

[johnnynoname]

that nigga got a jaw when he's fat

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

how did YouTube know I just broke up (with a woman, you scumbag).

almost every ad is for bumble (except for that one for hinge)

I once had an advert on Youtube for a dating site "Into Chinese girls?" it said. The accompanying photo was of a half-Chinese girl I had been friends with in Beijing.

Talk about mind reading.

 

[aRTie02150]

that nigga got a jaw when he's fat

Those are his jowls.