WWAWD Dating Apps

[Meownaw]

"If you're one of those guys who's into stick-figure, heroin-chic models"...uh no, fatso, I just like women with bodies that give me erections, lard ass.

"I'm thick" yeah so is the Empire State Building.

 

[Sue2]

This isnt a dating apps issue, its a geographical issue.

I mean we can agree on one thing, it’s a jewish scam.

Now lets go to Thailand and get some questionable “women”

 

[guest]

I mean we can agree on one thing, it’s a jewish scam.

Now lets go to Thailand and get some questionable “women”

You can get a relationship on apps if you date immigrants or ugly white chicks, but im gonna assume you dont mean that. The onky relationship worthy chick i dated was the latvian one.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

I think I can make this fun by just being myself as much as possible. When I get home I'm gonna take some selfies in front of my O & A poster and respond to every match with "Nice _______, stupid." and call them out on their faggot political BS

It sounds like you're seeking a meaningful relationship, but you're scared of the rejection and heartache that is a part of online dating, so you proactively make it fail with jokes. That way any rejection is on your terms.

Why do you think that is?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

"I'm thick" yeah so is the Empire State Building.

Convincing fat chicks that they're sexy too is one of the worst things the blacks have done to our society.

 

[Meownaw]

Convincing fat chicks that they're sexy too is one of the worst things the blacks have done to our society.

It's unbelievable. "I'm a catch" are ya? Maybe if my name was Ahab.

 

[More Worser]

"I'm thick" yeah so is the Empire State Building.

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Hi! The Empire State Building has a cross-sectional area of 207,297 square feet at its base. Or as niggers say, "dummy thicc."

 

[fenrir]

Maybe if my name was Ahab.

I laughed harder at that than I should have.

 

[guest]

It sounds like you're seeking a meaningful relationship, but you're scared of the rejection and heartache that is a part of online dating, so you proactively make it fail with jokes. That way any rejection is on your terms.

Why do you think that is?

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Idk but i have a feeling im not gonna get many matches

 

[chocolatehellhole]

You’ll basically never find a relationship on there. And back to 10:1. The women have more of a chance of getting fucked than you do…rigged.

It's a numbers game.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Idk but i have a feeling im not gonna get many matches

Just have fun with it, brotherman -- who knows? You might meet someone!

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

A good friend told me that the best way to drown the sadness of life falling apart is to just use dating apps to get as much free and easy pussy as possible for a while.

Fucking terrible idea, what a cesspool this shit is. American women are such an embarrassment. I'm liking maybe 1 out of 50. The Brazilians are 9's on average. (Real 9's, not Flavia's)

"Dog mom!"

"Part time toddler mom!"

"Bonus points if you can quote my favorite Will Farrell movies!"

"Quirky and goofy!"

"Just a girl looking for the pepperoni on my pizza".......well do I know a guy for you!

"She/Her/Hers....non-monogomous, pansexual, demisexual, seeing someone"

I'm thinking of keeping a journal about this.

The ones that say/repeat dumb memey things like that are the easiest to fuck other than fat pigs.

 

[guest]

The ones that say/repeat dumb memey things like that are the easiest to fuck other than fat pigs.

Theres no point in fucking fatties. Thats why im moving on to prostitutes. Theres no such thing as erectile dysfunction -- if theyre hot, itll rise.

 

[Bumley]

I had the most success on Hinge. 6 months or so now with a thick girl. I don't mind hefty if there's a shape to it. Also, I'm mid 40's. Whether or not I can stand to hang out with someone slightly edges out appearance. I ain't got time for dummies.

Tinder was a total waste. No idea why. Matches never went anywhere.

Bumble was mildly successful. Ghosted a chick or two, matched but didn't pursue many others.

OKC was wack. Lots of matches, but many from Africa and other ghetto countries. Same with Match.

Met a high-falutin jewess on eharmony. Several dates, lots of passion, but never sealed the deal. She had a very busy social life and youngish kids. Not my thing. Speaking of which, 35-45 years old and have 6-12 year old kids? Nah, dawg. I'm done with that.

POF is full of Philipinas, bots and skanks.

I think I fucked around on a couple other apps but I can't recall.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Dating apps are quite literally a jewish scam to make money off your loneliness. The number of women to men on dating apps is 10:1 so already your chances of matching with a woman are low. But wait! Thats why we have our premium service to get you more matches! Except it doesn’t. Want to see who liked you? Gotta pay. And what these companies will do is literally create bot accounts to like you (or promote your profile to real people) when your subscription runs out so it seems like people want to be with you. You buy the subscription to see, find out it’s all bots, and you’re locked in for a month. And now you don’t get any likes because the original ones weren’t even real. A lot of people don’t understand how dating apps work and they let it get to their self esteem either thinking that all the women they’re exposed to are representative of all women or that if they don’t have a chance on these rigged apps they have no chance IRL.

Nice ratio, stupid

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

The ones that say/repeat dumb memey things like that are the easiest to fuck other than fat pigs.

I say lots of dumb things and repeat other people's memes. Think I have a chance?

 

[Africa.com]

I would assume you’re going to get banned within a couple hours.

I got a year long ban from Tinder bc when a chick asked what I did for work she said "I like a man with more ambition than that," so I looked her up on FB and she worked at Wendy's. I said "Hey dummy I pay more in taxes in a month than you take home." It was a tough one man

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I got a year long ban from Tinder bc when a chick asked what I did for work she said "I like a man with more ambition than that," so I looked her up on FB and she worked at Wendy's. I said "Hey dummy I pay more in taxes in a month than you take home." It was a tough one man

That’s actually just bullshit. Obviously you’re not going to get away with saying “no F/N’s” but apparently lots of chicks have “no one under 6 foot.” I’m sure the rules skew the usual way.

 

[More Worser]

I got a year long ban from Tinder bc when a chick asked what I did for work she said "I like a man with more ambition than that," so I looked her up on FB and she worked at Wendy's. I said "Hey dummy I pay more in taxes in a month than you take home." It was a tough one man

She IS dumb, for example maybe you have lots of ambition but suck at everything except your current job. I bet that dumb cunt never thought about that, did she?

 

[Meownaw]

That’s actually just bullshit. Obviously you’re not going to get away with saying “no F/N’s” but apparently lots of chicks have “no one under 6 foot.” I’m sure the rules skew the usual way.

Why would a 6 foot tall person be upset about this?