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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
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- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
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WWAWD Bert Kreischer's upcoming Machine movie?
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Am I the only person who has never heard the machine bit?
Thank god it's a theater exclusive. I seriously cannot wait to watch this fucker bomb in the box office.
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Nope. Despite Bert apparently telling it everywhere he goes for the last 15 years, I've never actually heard the thing.
It was pretty funny 15 years ago. Saw him 2 years ago and he's not only still ending his set with the bit, he's now giving a full breakdown on how it spread through social media and how surprised he was. He did seem really happy and greatful for the turnout, genuinely.
Also, didn't he loan this bit out to Jay Mohr for a time, or was he the one who originally came up with it?
Also, didn't he loan this bit out to Jay Mohr for a time, or was he the one who originally came up with it?
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Hahaha, you guys think he will take his shirt off in the movie? That would be a real hoot. What a guy!
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Oh come on. Just because the trailer has barely cracked 500,000 views in two weeks doesn't mean people won't be camped out around the block for this hilarious thrill ride!
Years too late for this shit show. I hope it flops so bad, Bert has to sell his asshole to make ends meet.
Maybe in an unreleased scene in the Criterion edition
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It has the production quality of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. It just feels cheap.
Another lame-ass kike shekel grab.
Spoiler, Bert blows Zelenski and Zelenski dubs him the blowjob machine.
Spoiler, Bert blows Zelenski and Zelenski dubs him the blowjob machine.
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He seems like a harmless dumb alcoholic loser but fuck I can't stand this guy
It's a fake story, funster.
The funniest part is gonna be when he keels over one morning from years of hard alcohol abuse and all the Roganite shitheads are babbling about how great he was.
See I was this guy, listened to the bit, don't even remember the punchline. Just that it involved the Russia Mafia and they thought Bert did something he didn't do and called him the machine. You never want your trademark bit to be forgettable.
The fact he's still milking it really says how much of a hack he is. The only other thing he's know for is taking his shirt off
Don’t forget that hilarious and totally not forced squeal laugh he does
Bert was trying to bullshit his way through college, and he had to get some language credits, so he took Russian after cutting a deal with the teacher where he'd get a passing grade as long as he showed up. So they took a trip to Russia. Bert immediately got loaded, sought out some gangster chaperones, and accidentally identified himself as "The Machine", which they thought was funny. So they got him drunk and wandered around robbing people, including his own classmates. That's pretty much the whole story. Basically, he's a degenerate alcoholic asshole, and he's fat too.